User:Awesomedecks

I'ma gonna try to be a little bit more active on here now, don't mind disco Knievel and her rockets thanks

Awesomedecks has attained 1 star.   For helping us get over our fear of rollercoasters.

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“This is a stupid article about a stupid show.”

~ that one time XY007 summarised all of Decks' articles into one, easy-to-swallow talk page remark

Congratulations! You are the first winner of the Reverend Zim_ulator Holy Sacred User Page service, a non-denominational smolk run by niggardly cretins. You win by not being bothered to create a user page for a while after contributing more than 7 bytes to Illogicopedia or any of it's subsidiary chiropractic colleges. So, with no further fanfare, here it is, your temporary user page. Blame goes to user:gruntled, so just leave his minions, imagined or otherwise, alone! You hear me? Leave them alone!

With despotic, self-aggrandizing and belligerent foot odor,
Gruntled and/or Reverend Zim_ulator

Things I done did

The pages that I have begun and/or wrote completely (key: features, Illogicopedia:Vital listed articles, contest entries)

The wheels on the insanity bus go round and round... — Oh muffin crumbs — Illogimusic:Anything is possible — Cookie Sambon — Jay — Sitar solo — DJ... uh... solo — Surprise Day — Princess Starglo — Ferris wheel of doom — Left — HowTo:Overcome your fear of rollercoasters — Less than three — Space Invaders — Shazam — Whoops! — Yorkshire pudding from Brooklyn — Pimp My Attic — Mika — The Sleepytime Relaxomagic Vibrating Chair — Backgammon — HowTo:Look after your sibling — Trying to be helpful — Twenty times is enough — Recklessness — The Mattress Wizard — Just Another Prep School Movie (unbirthday sequel?) — Caramelldansen — Inside Out (film) — Tish Simmonds — (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ — Galaxy — Cinema — Elevator Magician — Gifts — Spaghetti — Serial nonsense — Dadaism — Electronic music — HowTo:Become a clock in between scenes — Roto-Rooter Troubleshooter — You, me, and the edge vol. 1 — Laughter police — Repetitive motion sickness (aka. why I thought the incredible race was terrible) — Generic meme article

Expansions/rewrites

Blueberry Pie — Nervous breakdown — Bumpkins — Goose — Unbirthday — Babies — I mash my keyboard — Bubbles — Kiwi — White Castle (meh)

Collaborations

• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs/Jellybeans/Samosas/Stubbornness (with da Frostman)
• Illogicalipeadica (with a non-user)
• Eyeglasses That are Not Glasses (with the T3canolinator)
• Top 100 Most Popular Baby Names of 2015 (with contributions from Fonch, Gruntled and PoT)
• Singular Ways to Die (incorporating some cooperation with letters and numbers)

Things I didn't done do

Articles (from other users) which resulted from the strange and unsettling things I write (why?)

• Inordinate amounts of dough
• A Shot of Espresso Poured into Abraham Lincoln's Hat
• Animoose
• Centrifugal force
• DEDIT::: (which is basically this, that also led to this and whatever this is -distant screams, house burns down-)
• String Cheese Theory

Other things that I am apparently somewhat related to

• The only time anyone's ever gotten my gender right (did you just assume my gender? I'm downright trigglefriggledered)

Սrath Yoг Ҭɑгg Һabߋ ƴelli ǥosk abƄel ѵelv Corngrattergrations! You done won That thing You truly have problems

The joys of vandalising your own talkpage, as illustrated by User:Dxtory on Uncyclopedia Japan

This user has cheese in their sock drawers!