User talk:Samusaran2012

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Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room
(behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE")

So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx":

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Unlike that loser who welcomed you with a template, I like to do things more personally. Hi! --T3 04:00, 5 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
Death to the templates! In other news, welcome. If you ever return to read this, which 95% of new users don't :-( -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:28, 5 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
I don't understand the stigma against welcome templates. New users will pay attention to a big box and it's much easier than simply writing out "hi" (and a few useless lines) which gives them absolutely no information whatsoever. If you're not gonna use a template at least tell them the links on the templates.--Ben Blade 11:47, 5 Yoon 2010 (UTC)
I remember when I joined, TReich and Bob welcomed me with a "hi" and whatnot. I remembered them. Bob was one of my favorite fellow users for a while and I talked to TReich a lot as a noob. Elassiant on the other hand, welcomed me with a template. Guess who I forgot was even a users and can't even spell his freaking name. 'nuff said. --T3 23:49, 5 Yoon 2010 (UTC)