Vending Machine
A Vending Machine is a piece of hardware with an infinite amount of snacks, beverages, socks and other stuff. Invented in 45656BC by Bill Gates, it has become a revolutionary piece of hardware to feeding us and solving world poverty.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The original vending machine invented by Gates in the BC ages was a revolution, but you had to put snacks in it by snapping your fingers to create a snack, sink your hand through the glass covering and placing the snack in it and taking your hand out.
Today's Machines[edit | edit source]
Bill Gates VII has found the secret to making infinite food. With a type of pixie dust, you can sprinkle it in the machine and put one of each snack in the machine and it is supplied infinitely. Only one under the influence of panic can sprinkle the dust, otherwise the snacks will turn into molten lava and burn a hole straight into the earth's core, destroying the earth. These are the modern vending machine.
Economic Benefit[edit | edit source]
The vending machines are placed all over America and England, making lots of money, $1 per snack, making the economy worse by giving it money.
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
There are 147,000,000 vending machines on Earth, with 2 in every one of Earth's 5,466,465,465,546,514 stores. They make $1,334,555 a year, making the economy worse by giving it money. The vending machine offers infinite things like potato chips, cookies, Coke, socks, a change of underwear, etc.
Marijuana vending machine[edit | edit source]
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Yo' want grass? Get't from da weedin' box!