Vincent Gallo

Vincent Gallo (born April 21st, 1961) is an Italian American filmmaker, actor , artist, singer, musician, food critic, designer, and dancer.

Many people have made the theory that he is the real life incarnation of our lord and savior, Squidward Tentacles Christ Almighty, due to his "serial killer" looks and qualities.

His works include the 1998 film, "Buffalo 666" with Christina Ricci Mouse Clubhouse and the 2003 movie, "The Brown Bunny". He has also starred in films such as "Goodfellas", "Plump Addictions", and "That Underrated Movie With Johnny Depp".

In 2003, he murdered film jawless film critic Roger Ebert simply by using his brain powers after mean old Roger Ebert trashed his Brown Bunny movie. Gallo simply responded by calling Ebert, "A fat pig with the physique of Steve Buscemi."

His favorite bands include Yes, Genesis, and Marillion, as well as Sparks and Hipsway.

Gallo is also a supreme egomaniac and unapologetic conservative lover. That means YOU Donald Trump, Reagan, Nixon, and George Bush!