Waffle monster
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It came in the dark and it stole my session. Then it came in the light and it stole my chair. Then it came in the dusk and and it came for me, for it wanted my bed.
I can't give up my bed. It's my only solace, my only refuge, my sanctuary against the day and my personal fluffy couch pillow.
It wasn't a sanctuary against the waffle monster, however.
Fortunately the inside of a waffle monster is actually quite edible.