Waverley Communist Propaganda

See CORE for the idea. Everyone mentioned shall remain anonymous, to avoid identity theft.

Waverley Communist Propaganda is a so-called establishment of education that can be found - if it exists - in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. But since it does not exist, it is instead spreading Communism and lies to Year 7-12 students. Oh, and trigonometry too.

Quotes

“Yes!!”

~ Myself when I changed the class music tape to Rick Astley purposely to troll people

“And if you would turn to Chapter 7, here's the important things about maths.”

~ A maths teacher

“Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is... wait, what does SOHCAHTOA even mean?”

~ A student of the above maths teacher

“Apparently, the Magna Carta has something to do with democracy.”

~ A history teacher

“What's the Magna Carta?”

~ A student of the above history teacher

“I missed the bus!”

~ Well, you get the idea.

“I think I'm turning Japanese...”

~ Any student who attends the Anime Club meetings on Thursdays.

“Hiroshima and Nagasaki are cities in China that were bombed by the Germans.”

~ Another history teacher, who was inaccurate

“Come back, stupid bus! Now I've to interchange at Box Hill!”

~ When I miss the bus out, for whatever reason

“Not happy, Jan!”

~ Every day (despite there being no-one I know of named Jan in this school)

That's surely Communist, right?