We Must Destroy Illogicopedia

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TOP SECRET INTELLIGENCE REPORT, EYES ONLY, DON'T LOOK IF U ARE A SPY, LOOK AWAY IF YOU AREN'T A SPY, HI MOM I AM IN RUSSIA RITE NOW!!!! we ahve just recieved an enemy communicque that tells us all their secret plans!! lets take a listen:

its bigger and fatter and weighs more than Sarah Palin's email!!

The Top Secret Communique Leaked from Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]

But really, ?pedia is our friend.

Those Uncyclopedia cast-offs have defied me one too many times. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 01:07, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

They wrote this article just for people like you, Guildy. User:Cajek/sig2
All the more reason we should destroy them, if you ask me. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 01:15, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
We already destroyed them. It was called the 2008 Presidential Election. We whooped their asses. User:Dexter111344/sig 01:18, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Did you check out the activity on that wiki? Seems to me like they've already been destroyed. IronLung 02:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

We Must Annex Illogicopedia[edit | edit source]

If they are indeed on the verge of distruction, as you say. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 02:37, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

They're leaving because somebody is being an ass. User:Cajek/sig2

We Must Destroy Nerd42[edit | edit source]

If he is being an ass, as you say. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 06:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

We Must Destroy Cajek[edit | edit source]

Unless he nominates me to become an admin next. User:Joe9320/sig 09:19, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

/me scratches Joe9320 off "potential admin" list User:Modusoperandi/sig 09:46, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Don't bring up my name about admin stuff. fucking moron User:Cajek/sig2
The next admin will be Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, anyway, since Cajek is likely to disappear before the next vote happens and also because I'd leave forever if they tried to make me an admin. I would accept CIA rights, though... User:Dexter111344/sig 19:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure Rabbi is going to be the next admin when (and if) we have another VFS. Saberwolf116 21:01, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I forgot about my fellow poopsmith... Well, when that happens, I believe the cabal will expect you Saber to fill his shoes at VFD. User:Dexter111344/sig 21:03, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
That job will likely go to socky. Saberwolf116 21:14, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
You don't want the poop rubbed on you like a deranged rabbit, young one? User:Dexter111344/sig 21:15, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Huh? Saberwolf116 21:17, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
You're doing it wrong. I said to use your teeth. Bite into it! User:Dexter111344/sig 21:19, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Are we still talking about poopsmiths and the Cabal? Saberwolf116 21:24, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
We're talking about you sucking me off like a shit-covered deranged Playboy bunny. Please do keep up. User:Dexter111344/sig 21:28, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Let's get back on topic. What were you saying about the next vfs? Saberwolf116 21:36, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
We make RDB's stalker an admin. User:Dexter111344/sig 21:37, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Good thing, too. RDB need's someone to inform him that he is FAGGOT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER. Saberwolf116 21:38, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
And when he has destroyed Uncyclopedia, we can all move to Illogicopedia. Genius! User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig321:47, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
There is a 5-25% chance that I'm going to be admin next (but I couldn't nominate myself. No wonder why Uncyclopedia is the worst). User:Joe9320/sig 09:43, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
Try zero. Seriously, I know a guy. User:Modusoperandi/sig 09:47, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

CAN I B A ADMIN??? CAN I BE ADMIN??? CAN I B AN ADMIN??? CAN I B AN ADMIN??? CAN I BE A ADMIN??? CAN I B ADMIN??? User:Cajek/sig2

You? Sure. In fact, I'm making you double-admin. It's super extra special and only the finest users get it. It's so super extra special in fact, that even I, Modusoperandi, am not awesome enough to be told what it is. User:Modusoperandi/sig 15:29, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
Here's your plunger and your "special" mop. Oh, and the broom is over there. Enjoy!--User:Bradaphraser/sig 15:35, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

There is no Illogicopedia![edit | edit source]

There is AID EPOC IGOLLI. User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig321:04, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

We Must Destory Aid Epod Igolli[edit | edit source]

If there is no Illogiopedia, as you say. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 22:39, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Nerd42[edit | edit source]

Thanks to Cajek for providing the link to somebody. Unintentionally hilarious - was this his best article that should have been posted for VFH ? I did scratch my head on 'the ribaldry cycle' which I imagine , is a bicycle that relies on humour rather than wheels for a rider to get around on ! This idea is almost good for its own article. The fact the illogics came to uncyclopedia soliciting for suppliers to their wiki does reveal a huge weakness in their current set up. --Crown1.jpgRomArtus*Imperator (Orate). 08:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

You know the old saying, "When you want the Worst, go to Uncyclopedia". User:Modusoperandi/sig 09:01, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, Illogicopedia sucks. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 13:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
"ribaldry cycle" = a group of people attracts others with like preferences, and pushes away those with different preferences; ergo, the preferences of the group are positively re-enforced. I.e. the Democratic party attracts liberals, Crazy Fundie churches attract crazy fundamentalist new members, illogicopedia attracts those who write randomness, et cetera. In other words, its esoteric jargon used to express a common occurrence. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig5 16:25, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Back on Topic[edit | edit source]

We must destroy Illogicopedia, if they suck, as I say. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 13:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Dude, didn't you get the memo? Our enemy is ED! NO SOFT COCKS IN UNCYCLOPEDIA! User:Cajek/sig2
Wait, I thought we were trying to destroy Wookiepedia.... Did our enemy change? User:The Woodburninator/sig2 17:05, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Well, yes, ED is our ultimate enemy, but before we can take on the big guy we need to push the little guys outta the way first. User:Guildensternenstein/sig2 17:07, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
DEATH TO MEMORY ALPHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A Bent Wookie 17:13, 17 June 2009 (UTC)