You're a noob when...

You know you're a noob (not a moob) when...

• You think e-respect exists
• You end every sentence with lol.
• u typ lyk dis cuz u r 2 cool 2 spel out ur wrds
  • ...except when you're arguing, when you will change to normal English with a few random swear words thrown in.
• You post videos of yourself playing RuneScape onto YouTube and beg random people to subscribe.
• You refer to every numerical variable as being over 9000, despite the fact that it stopped being funny like a year ago.
• You use this emoticon: =P after every sentence.
• You think everyone wants to be your friend
• Your insults consist of a variety of the words epic, failed, kid, no life, and fat mixed randomly.
• YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE CAPS LOCK IS
• You don't understand when someone is asking you to **** off.
• You find everything funny.
• You tell everyone what is happening around you, e.g. my d0g just t00k a crap on mah fl00r, it r s00pir sm3lly :P :P :P
• You tell people to add you on every social networking site so it looks like people care about you.
• You LOL when people correct you.
• You don't understand genuine sarcasm.
• You are actually still playing the game.
  • ...and you still tell people when you lose it.
• You ask people random details about themselves, and if they tell you, you just say kool.
• You try to convince people you're older than you actually are.
• You correct your own typos, and then laugh abuot it.
  • Wh00ps, I meant "about". ROFL!
• You advertise your website to random people. e.g. plz visit mah websit it r s0 cool
  • ...and your website consists of nothing more than random pictures of you and details about yourself and your hobbies.
• You are still reading this list.