Mildew[edit | edit source]
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Song an emblem younch[edit | edit source]
Without the means to an end, an end is upended into not an end. Anymore. Therefore, alternative facts become the relative coal for our winter's nap. Chemical reactions occur, bodies flood with hormones and the beast molts. Outpourings of bilious croutons put the sink in ooble yank. When frozen they make delightful cannon fodder.
“Walking about with your genitalia in the breeze is a sure way to avert suspicious eyes”
That's why I don't drink hard stuff anymore.