IllogiNews talk:I'm trying to write an IllogiNews article, not really succeeding

Here's what to do:

1. Do whatever it is you do to alter your consciousness. If you don't know how to to this, read Hyena blazing over and over, until it begins to make sense, then come back here. Don't dawdle.
2. Pay attention to your various input devices, scan lightly for odd things, unlikely words or phrases, pics, anything that strikes you as divergent from the norm.
3. Start writing about it. Allow intrusive thoughts to deter you if they seem unlikely or strange.
4. If the mojo still ain't happening, think about monsters, animals and possible odd behaviors.
5. Be pretentious and appear pensive in all pics of yourself (or whatever pic you claim is you).
6. Ask Stephen Hawking to help you.

Good luck. Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 03:12, 18 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Merp... but that's assuming I have any idea what odd is. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 18 Novelniver 2010 - 05:52 (UTC)

You have cleverly avoided my trap... I shall have my victory! Presently not disGruntled - Exchange ideas 05:55, 18 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Or I could steal your fridge and take all your victory away... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 18 Novelniver 2010 - 06:02 (UTC)