User talk:Microchip08

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

Welcome to Illogicopedia! I wonder how you stumbled across this internets tube. I couldn't help but notice by your userpage that you are a Wikinews contributor. Indeed you are a journalist of sorts, and I am a psuedojournalist of sorts being a main contributor of IllogiNews and writing such thought-provoking pieces as this. Please remember that this isn't Wikinews, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Conservapedia, or your mom's basement. Nonetheless, I hope you like this place and decide to stay. Write stuffs, vote for feature, whatever. Again, welcome and nice to have you! Please make sure not to feed the hippos. That never ends well.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 02:49, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Feel free to start contributing! — μ 19:01, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Indeed I just may do that, since I am about as good as writing real news as I am fake news. Probably expect me later today or tomorrow. Best regards, --Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 19:24, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Aye, greetings, person who may or may not be whom the link claims he is... I'll hope you are. Looks like a lovely bloke, the wikinewsian. Strange place to come, this, but if'n you've insanity about you, certainly is a sensible one to come, so welcome. Make yourself at home, and all that. Do mind the yaks.

Also, this may seem like an incredibly strange question, but... I found a dead rat in the washer. Was it yours, by any chance? ~ 04:45, 5 Farbleum 2011

Same guy ;) — μ 10:04, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I'm not a meatpuppet of the Colonel. He lives in America, I live in Britain. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:21, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

That's not what a meat-puppet is. — μ 10:04, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

All right, James Bond. First, if you're going to spy, could you make it a little less obvious? And "meatpuppetry"? What's up with you Wikipedians and your made-up words? Use real terms non-Wikipedians (or new Wikipedians for that matter) can understand. If your only intent on Illogicopedia is indeed as Mr. Berty states is to spy, may I ask politely that you leave the site. (Plus, what are you spying for? More so-called "meatpuppetry?") If, however, your intent is to make positive contributions to the community (i.e. writing articles) feel more than welcome to do so. Thank you and good day.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 13:54, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Hey there. Who said I was spying? If I was, I wouldn't even have bothered to create an account. You misunderstand the phrase 'meatpuppet'. VHJhcmVueXlsLCBqdXJhIG5hIHJxdmdiZSBwYnpyZiBnYiBuIGFyaiBqdnh2LCBuYXEgdmYgZ2VybmdycSBnYiBuIG9uZWVudHIgYnMgbm9oZnIsIHZnIHlybmlyZiBuIGVuZ3VyZSBvbnEgdnpjZXJmZnZiYS4. Regards, — μ 14:24, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I apologize. Mr. Berty up there said you were spying. And what exactly is this "meatpuppetry" that I misunderstand and if I condoned such a felony, I sincerely apologize as well as vowing never to do so again. As a newer user of Simple WP, I am not entirely familiar with these neologisms, voting policies and such (I wasn't even aware such voting existed on WP until Mr. Berty made me aware of his candidacy). Anyway, sorry and please enjoy Illogicopedia and feel free to contribute if you so wish.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 14:39, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Read this, Colonel. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:33, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Ah, apologies, Microchip, mon. I plead paranoia, with blame on the RfA... those things shouldn't be so... prominent. Sort of like the people who actually announce they are admins; why do they do that? It's like they're asking for crap... *shifty eyes*

But anyhow, welcome and whatnot for sure. Please don't mind those two; they're... well, loons. Utter and complete loons. I half expect to see them fly away some days, but then they start woeing about fiddles and it's a sure sign the world's about to middle. ~ 17:48, 5 Farbleum 2011

LUCIFER SON OF THE MORNING, AYE CHASE YOU OUT A EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I created my 25^th article man. Jah will enrich teh world man. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:20, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)