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Archive one can be found here (23/12/10 - 22/1/11). Archive two can be found here (22/1/11 - 26/3/11). Archive three can be found here (26/3/11 - 22/7/11; way out of archiving schedule)! Archive four can be found here (22/7/11 - 8/12/11). Archive five is here (9/12/11 - 23/06/13). Archive six est là (24/06/13 - 02/05/2015)!


Leave me a message 'ere darlings.

Jamaicans are nice...[edit]

I want to get that page featured someday. Do we still have featured articles? I don't know... XY007 T C 10:00, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)

We do, but not much happens on VFF as you can imagine. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 10:04, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Let's keep going with the article, maybe move it out of userspace... XY007 T C 10:06, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Sure, wilco. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 10:08, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for a new Illogicopedian meme[edit]

I.E, Ed Miliband. You should see the things I did to the Wikipedia page about it. Rwight thwen? Iws thwat OWkay? XY007talkcontributions 02:18, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Ahh, reminds me of my 10 and 11 year old self... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 09:32, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
PTRE. XY007talkcontributions 22:46, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Huh? Parler en Anglais? Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 23:13, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)
N'hesitez pas! XY007talkcontributions 23:14, 12 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Aggressive-passive[edit]

I blame you for blaming me. Thus, your attempts at salivation will be met with success. Deep in my soul, I feel you are a Master Illogician by nature. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 16:57, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Why thank you, wise man. I'll take the award of this category from your dog with most pride. *shakes hand, shakes paw and flees* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 18:04, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC)

fERRETS! fERRRRRREEEEETTSSSSSSSS!!![edit]

I kuh-noe that you've briefly seen my sociopathic fan ramblings that lacked personality and illogic content (which is why you ought to fornicate with this article right here), but because I wish to present myself as a yewzer that most certainly does not lack etiquette, here I am. YO YO YO WUT UP MAH HOMEY G DIS YO PLAYUH 2+2=5!!! Oh, and I'm from Los Angeles; expect street language. I'm also Salvadorean.

Lovely. I have consumed the article with salad, but it dissipated into a waste product quite quickly. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 12:05, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Have you edited Radio Head yet? It's legitimately illogical (well, depending on how you would define illogic), and there are no inside jokes (at least, none made by me. I don't know about Awesomedecks when he edited it, though.). Please edit it. Thx. Synanim1.gifTwoandtwoalwaysmakesafive (talk) 00:10, 24 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

Thank you for fixing the main page. Would have done it myself but I didn't have that much time. Iamawesome  T | C | U  04:49, 20 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Collab[edit]

I will help you with your userspace draft pages. Should we have a name for both of us who do collabs frequently? That's seems to be Illogicopedia tradition. XY007talkcontributions 23:11, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)

So we're probably in the same grade, huh? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 18:50, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Whatever grade "Year 10" is in American terms (Brit here -- see http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=in-bred+island+monkey) Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 20:25, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
It's simply "10th grade" here in America. So yeah; we're in the same grade, 'cept I'm a year younger. They put a huge red stamp on my forehead that says "GIFTED," and also in junior high school, and grammar school. Apparently it means that I'm either a Mutant (Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters} or I was "gifted" to my mother by my father's generous donation. Or that I'm a tad bit smarter than I should be (but I'm only half Asian!). Well, snarf it. That's a small portion of my life story. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 21:15, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Wow...you sounded just like me when I was 10. Wait... did you join Illogicopedia when you were 10 phooqin' years old!? 10 YEARS OLD!? Oh my god it also says you were previously on that god-forsaken website and the wise-guy website BEFORE you joined us! How are you not trying to disprove Einstein's work in one large contradiction? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 21:21, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Ugh, in Australia age 15 isn't Year 10, it's Year 9. 202.142.129.178 01:00, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC) (xy007)
One will note that I have to use a public computer because my laptop is in for repairs.
Yep, I joined here when I was ten. Twas a long time ago, I've grown up quite a bit since then. It's always nice scanning through stuff I made as a ten-year-old and how hit-and-miss it was... Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 18:00, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)
OK. XY007talkcontributions 23:52, 27 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Wow... to fathom how intellectually capable you were of sodomizing the internet at that age... Then again, I was able to recite the alphabet backwards when i was 5. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 03:38, 28 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Um... hello? FYI, You're no longer in Big Brother. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 17:46, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Hey there. It seems that Illogicopedia was an April holiday thing; I have now returned to normal levels of apathy for this site. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 17:54, 17 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Argh, dude, you understand my pain[edit]

Thanks for taking care of that edit. I wanted to delete that extra stuff myself but couldn't figure out how to put it nicely to 'em. I guess I'm just not as good as you at being brutally honest. Nervousness everywhere, gaaaah. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 14:22, 27 Aym 2015 (UTC)

ROFLMMFAO (rolling on floor laughing my motherf*cking ass off). I kuh-new that would happen anytime soon. XD Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 16:49, 27 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Now using Windows 8!!!!! 202.142.129.178 01:46, 28 Aym 2015 (UTC)

здравствуйте[edit]

Вы были бы заинтересованы в какой-то российской разговора? Я имею в виду ... это нарушило бы настроение, потому что, как правило, на английском языке вики мы говорим на английском языке, но не в этот раз. XY007talkcontributions 09:53, 27 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Меня русский на хорошо. потому о этот, я сделать не думаю я очемь хорошо. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 11:11, 27 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Meanwhile, in English...[edit]

How's it been? Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 21:15, 11 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Nice nice. Everyone at our school had work experience for the week, so I shipped myself off to a IT company, repairing computers and stuff. It was good, I guess I just didn't fit in very well with the people I was working with. Overall, life is nice. Have been trying out Windows 10, what a marked improvement. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 07:00, 12 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
I have been trying out Windows 10 too. I love it. Especially the start menu. XY007talkcontributions 09:12, 12 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Yes. There are some technical issues still, Cortana doesn't seem to play ball when I try to speak to her. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - TALK TO MAH 10:03, 12 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Well, Cortana is optimized for Windows Phones, so she probably wont work too well. No wonder Siri isn't on Mac. Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 20:05, 12 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)