User talk:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

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Do keep in mind that these times are not rigid and that there might be times when I am miraculously available at an earlier time or still unavailable at a a time in which I am supposed to be.

Victoria and NSW, AU: 12:30 P.M. to 6:00 P.M.
Eastern Time Zone (U.S.): 8:30 P.M. to 2:00 A.M.
Pacific Time Zone (My time): 5:30 P.M. to 11:00 P.M.
Victoria and NSW, AU: 7:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M.
Eastern Time Zone (U.S.): 3:00 P.M. to 2:00 A.M.
Pacific Time Zone (My time): 12:00 P.M. to 11:00 P.M.

If you cannot reach me, but there is a vandal that needs banning, here is the list of admins on ?pedia that you could potentially contact. If they are not likely to respond at the moment, you can go to the Illogicopedia IRC chatroom and contact @Isarra, @Seppy, and/or No_one_at_all, and tell them that there is a vandal on the loose while also providing a link that directly leads to the vandal's contributions page.

I get it. This talk page looks freaking boring and generic as hell. I know nothing when it comes to CSS, so in the meantime, phish.

And now, some obnoxious screeching.[edit]

about BlackLivesMatter[edit]

I made some comments here which I think you might want to take into account and maybe revise the article further to be maybe not exactly what it was but somewhere more inbetween. --Nerd42 (talk) 20:30, 12 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

Two bands[edit]

1st: The Red Hot Chili Peppers. 2nd: Pink Floyd. Which is your favourite album of each? Any other comments? I've already said how I didn't like Dark Side of the Moon. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,721 and counting!) 05:57, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Anyway, for RHCP I'd say it's a tie between Blood Sugar Sex Magik and Californication. For Pink Floyd... For the sake of not sounding like a basic teenager, I'd have to say Animals. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 06:00, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
I'd say for me it's a tie between (RHCP) One Hot Minute and By The Way. For Pink Floyd, believe it or not, Obscured by Clouds. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,721 and counting!) 09:39, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)


You got deported? --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 18:48, 25 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Go fuck yourself. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 20:00, 25 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
Have you started singing 'Oranges and Lemons' in the street whenever you go out? It's an excellent way to recruit people to your cause. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,721 and counting!) 22:50, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Happy Birthday for you![edit]

Happy birthday for you! Happy birthday for you! Happy birthday for you! Happy birthday for you! Your are a crazy! Happy birthday! Illogico! Illogically? 12:49, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Camaradas... Pena, você podia ser um membro, mas ainda assim podes ser um membro-não-brasileiro, Gruntled é um. Illogico! Illogically? 01:26, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Eu não quis ser descortês, referindo-se a eles como seus camaradas.
Como sobre este: Eu juntei-me a sua liga e você me dá uma posição que seja ainda significativa, mas abaixo do de Gruntled.
As minhas qualificações: falo espanhol, por isso sou capaz de descobrir e compreender a maior parte do português que é falado aqui na Illogicopedia. No entanto, eu provavelmente não teria tempo e dedicação para aprendê-lo totalmente. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:46, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Linghsburg or hardline?[edit]

Your are a crazy! Crazy! Você é louco! Louco! Illogico! Illogically? 00:42, 10 Arche 2017 (UTC)

E seu ponto é? Este é um lugar onde pessoas loucas como você e eu vêm sacrificar cabras para aquela estranha mulher sem-teto na esquina que está sempre gritando sobre aqueles "alemães condenados." 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:33, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Haha! Tu fala português! A liga está insatisfeita com poucos membros, um foi banido, outro nos abandonou, e outro era sockpuppet confesso do Louis LOL, novos membros são sempre bem-vindos, até o Gruntled já está na liga, e virou vice-líder! Illogico! Illogically? 14:28, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Não, eu não falo português. Também estou usando um tradutor como você e seus camaradas brasileiros. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:16, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Das sache[edit]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:50, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Fuck Brazil? Fuck United States of America![edit]

Maximum two Brazilians? But shamelessly, this is not something to be done! Illogico! Illogically? 13:30, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I had nothing to do with imposing that limit, and unfortunately, I have no idea about who could have possibly imposed the limit either.
As for you bold remark about the United States, I completely agree with you! People with dark skin like me (my family comes from Central America) are slowly becoming discriminated on a more frequent basis because of our damned president and his idiotic supporters, and now it goes beyond skin color and language. We've started to realize that the racism in America is not just because of skin color, but because of how much money we have and our position in society. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:59, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Ao menos o presidente do Brasil, Michel Temer, não é igual ao Pato Donald Trump! Uhhh! É pior que o Lula e o PT! Vai Doria! Contamos com você em 2018! Viva o Brasil! Viva a América! Illogico! Illogically? 02:12, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
It's not because I'm racist, it's because I don't want low-quality contributions from people who don't understand English and have to use a translator. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,721 and counting!) 08:29, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
The US legacy of racism is deeply intertwined with all aspects of our society. About 10 years ago, I was in a second hand store buying a cane, and a woman standing next to me reading something in a newspaper that was bothering her, turned and looked me over. Checking to see if I'm Caucasian, I think. She said, "the browning of America". She'd read that by some year before the end of the century, caucasians will be a minority.
I looked her over; a fiftyish woman in well-worn, unstylish clothes who was in my economic bracket. I muttered something contrary, though I can't recall what I said, and we parted ways. I considered that she dreads the thought of being the minority, to lose what some call white privilege, and she saw things eroding in front of her eyes. I think this sort of racism is driven by the fear of losing power, control over one's own circumstances. They see this manifested a belief that somehow the government gives lots of free stuff to immigrants and minoritues, stuff you can't get if you're white.
This kind of wrong-headed thinking is pervasive. Some of it lies buried deeply in many people who live an unexamined life. Of course, it's not so simple as assuming that racist thinking means irredeemable awfulness. Like anything, there are shades of gray. There are some who seem to be really nice folks in all other circumstances, who are not actively racist, who try to get along with everybody, yet know in their hearts that they are superior or entitled. They not be aware of these deeply rooted ideas because of, as I said, an unexamined life.
I try to have compassion for folks like this when I meet them. My hope is they see they can discuss thing calmly even with someone who completely disagrees, that maybe by experiencing compassion rather than my disgust, a little might rub off. Anyway, I guess that's my anti-racist rant for today. Perhaps I'll expound on my fears about health care vis a vis our financial circumstances later. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 11:43, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Crazy Prize of the Year Award![edit]

Star1.png You were our prize winner, withdraw your prize!

Your medal has come a little dirty, because the machine has a problem, take out the garbage and you will get a good medal! Illogico! Illogically? 20:01, 26 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Voting to save[edit]

In BB17, it's first elimination day. Use the email shown on the main page to vote to save. Mink. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 6,721 and counting!) 03:32, 31 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You are rocker?[edit]

Subscribe: First Rock in Rioo! Illogico! Illogically? 22:33, 1 Arply 2017 (UTC)

It's done[edit]

Come & Join :D

R A D I O H E A D[edit]

Topic changed to Radiohead in User talk:lol ! come, quick! ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
02:15, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)



Ei, eu não quero também. Mas, se você continuar agindo assim, não teremos escolha a não ser proibi-lo. Você sabe, por favor, não vandalize-lo. Isso nos fará mais propensos a bani-lo. Você pode contribuir, não vandalizar. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
02:41, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
This user's sordid idea of "contributing" encompasses name-calling and vandalism. He is not to be trusted. We should notify the admins. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:45, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Shut your door. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:49, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Well... Kaizum werewolfthis user is a werewolf. already noticed. cuz he talked in the unblock things.
...and Another adminthis user is a werewolf.. due to the user page blanking. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
02:53, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Você se comporta primeiro. Nós unban depois. Você está fazendo o oposto. Agora todos exceto eu não acredito que você pode ser um bom sujeito. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
02:53, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
PORQUE EU CALARIA A "PORTA"? Louis as back! (talk) 02:53, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Porque não vamos permitir mais se você não se comportar. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
02:58, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
You're meat. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:54, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Eu não quero ser preso pelo Gruntled e ficar em liberdade condicional de novo, desculpa o vandalismo pela segunda vez, me deem uma segunda chance! Louis as back! (talk) 02:56, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Infelizmente, eu não tenho poder, espero que você becames um bom contribuinte Illogicopeida, tentar convencer os outros. Não mais coisas em branco. Você receberá a "SEGUNDA CHANCE". ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
03:00, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Vou abrir minha votação de desbloqueio, quero que me ajudem!!! Louis as back! (talk) 03:02, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
'Segunda chance'? Not going to happen. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:04, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Nós não sabemos o futuro. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
03:07, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Boa. Parece que os usuários pensam que você como "criança temperamental que realmente soprou sua segunda chance há pouco". o que você vai fazer?
  1. Diga a essa pessoa que você não é mais o mesmo Louis
  2. em branco sua página de usuário para mostrar a ele que você não é o mesmo Louis mais
  3. em branco outras páginas para mostrar-lhe que você não é o mesmo Louis mais
  4. escrever algum artigo para mostrar a ele que você não é mais o mesmo Louis
Ouou!! Fui preso de novo! Agora me deram condicional denovo, tive meus direitos cortados! Louis as back! (talk) 05:21, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Oh, eu acho que eles agora são incapazes de tolerar você. Desculpe, mas ... Eu acho que isso é um adeus para você. Se você voltar, eles vão bloqueá-lo novamente. e de novo. e de novo...
Desculpe, eu tentei
Adeus, Louis. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
06:43, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

English please. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:06, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

A hopeful transmission[edit]


Also, the title of this topic is by the wrong band. So, uh, ...sjink? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 09:49, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Sadly, the main reason that my request came in positive is because someone ELSE decided it would be a good idea for me to be an admin. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:21, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)


I think I found something that I think you will like. this--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 04:35, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Check plz?[edit]

YOU GOT MAIL which is a sausageTwoandtwoalwaysmakesafive at... Forum:ICTTD.

well, sorry for sausage. just... plz chack this. thanks. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
11:49, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)


For fixing all those vandalized articles. You are indeed a superior bat gorilla. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:05, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Not the first time I've had to clean up a massive vandal mess in Aisle RC, and it will certainly not be the last. Most interestingly, however, is the fact that I usually tend to be more active when vandals are out and abou- oh, wait. I get emails when a page has been changed. Um. Still. Vandals. Yeah. No.
Nose the cheese. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:11, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Illogicopedia:The IllogiPost/7[edit]

You used = in the {{Post}} template. that's why the Babble bug occurred!

(Default value of text variable is Babble. ProDuct0339TalkProject
Contrib...wait, wrong sign!
02:21, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)


He was determined. He really spent a good few hours ripping up pages. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:37, 18 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

I need admin rights. Been around long enough. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:36, 18 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)
Incompetent or asleep? :O XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:18, 18 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Ban Ivo2![edit]

Ban Him, Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive! >:( --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 20:34, 19 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

2+2 is not an admin. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:46, 19 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)


Just to say, I am not ivo--I cat taII the dark2 (talk) 00:01, 23 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)


If you're just trying to add more pages to your watchlist, you can just click the star in the upper right corner of the page. It seems you're also making useful edits, so carry on. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:28, 9 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Can you help me?[edit]

How do you play Pokemon? I haven't got it yet, so I don't know anything about Pokemon.-- 08:23, 17 Ergust 2017 (UTC)

Regarding the late unpleasantness[edit]

So someone came on IRC shouting that there had been a vandal spree, and I, looking at today's changes and thinking "Pfff this Twoandtwo guy must be bored", promptly infinibanned you and reverted your edits. I is smart bot.

Then I saw yesterday's edits, wondered why I couldn't roll them back, and saw that the actual vandal was from yesterday and that I'd just banned the person who cleaned them up. And reverted all their cleanup. I is smart bot.

Anyway, the real ivobandit is banned now and you are not, and all pages are back as they were (I hope). Let me know if I've screwed anything else up. I am now off to drink. Blottobot (talk) 01:00, 3 Octodest 2017 (UTC)


Hi. Look at this→ [3]danny!Text 22:16, 3 Octodest 2017 (UTC)


I accidentally clicked off so you'll need to rejoin danny!Text 05:40, 10 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Gnarled Knurled Knob Mishegas[edit]

Thanks for rekaizuming all of those articles. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 16:25, 26 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Progress Report[edit]

Despite being a cheap bastard, I forked over thirty bucks for an online course on how to produce music with LogicPro with professional level quality. So far, I’ve learned more about how a channel strip works. I’m pretty confident about the outcome.

A question for you; are you working towards producing yourself? Is there anything I can do to help you? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 14:57, 27 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

I do not envision myself working with production in the near future, unfortunately, but I appreciate the offer. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:41, 28 Octodest 2017 (UTC)
Also, 2+2=5, thanks for za advice on za music. Gruntled
Bought an online course to learn more about Logic Pro, my DAW. It’s pretty good, and I’ve been learning the grosser points on mixing, something I didn’t do on my published music. A mistake, perhaps? Another cool thing... my son bought me Komplete by Native Instruments last Christmas, the entry level version . The Select version, a collection of some cool software for engineering and some instruments, most notably a West African collection with software to assemble rhythms and/or melodies. It’s like directing a group of musicians. There are two upgrades, $400 and $600. So, I caught wind of a 50% off sale, and my wife insisted I get the next upgrade version as an early Christmas present. It’s got session horns, strings, guitars and pianos, a bunch of synths and plug ins and a group of Indian instruments with a sequencer, like the West African package. It also has a tool which supposedly makes going from a good mix to a good master very easy.
On the downside, my hearing is probably good for 59 years old, but I’ve certainly lost some. I fear I may miss small problems in mixing or something. I will probably be able to get some help there, so it should be a minor problem. I don’t know anyone connected to music, but my granddaughters know some performers I expect to meet. My health prevents me from getting out for more than groceries and some shopping, so getting out to venues and to meet people is out unless I can improve my situation. Despite some obstacles, however, I am really excited that I have these opportunities and resources to work with. I will let you know as I remix my work and better, newer stuff becomes available. Cheers. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 10:24, 16 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Hey 2+2=5[edit]

The wanker has just vandalised with his ip, I've already undone his edits but plz block him? danny!Text 21:31, 6 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Oh That person you keep pinging has already done it. danny!Text 21:34, 6 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)
I changed its block status. Sorry I was not here earlier, as I barely got a hold of a computer after receiving the email of an edit made on this talk page. Good work though! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 23:28, 6 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

za wanker[edit]

He has done it again. danny!Text 20:28, 15 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)
Try to keep my hours and the other info that I have provided at the very top of this page in mind. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 22:34, 15 Novelniver 2017 (UTC)

Deleting stuff[edit]

Thanks for cleaning up the articles. I can see that it was a lot of stuff. —Marzipan (talk) 08:44, 8 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)


Most active admin (currently), I think Leonidshok‎ might be an ICTTD sock. I put a qd tag on his article John the water raft, and he removed it and added two more lines, which did not make the article any less pointless. ICTTD (I think it was under the Danny account) did something similar once. Also, that link on his user page seems suspicious. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 03:59, 12 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

The fiery meme guy[edit]

I saw your summary on one of the logs. I think most of Fiery Meme's articles are ok. That probably didn't actually answer your question, but I don't have anything else to add at this point. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 04:02, 26 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

No it didn't but lets be honest, it was a useless article anyway. Fiery Meme (talk) 19:17, 26 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)


A guy (Leonidshok) keeps messing with my articles, copying my stuff, and doing stuff to my user/talk page and now (don't know if their responsible or not) I can't access my User/Talk page.

At the very least please fix it so I can access my Talk page.

Thanks, Fiery Meme (talk) 05:14, 30 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

Oh and he removed a Quick Deletion thingy I put on a one sentence article, then just added another sentence. Fiery Meme (talk) 05:18, 30 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)


Who da hell is josh? Saw in one of your edit summary’s. 06:49, 31 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

He Is was the only sane person in the universe Fiery Meme (talk) 14:49, 31 Ditzimber 2017 (UTC)

A blanker (Best name I could come up with) is on the loose[edit]

There is an ip ( who is going around blanking pages, and says that "He/She will destroy all of illogicopedia." Please stop this ------------- er... guy. Fiery Meme (talk) 18:12, 3 Jeremy 2018 (UTC) I undoed... undoed? undid? um... I used the undo thing on the articles he/she hit but that will likely not stop them. Fiery Meme (talk) 18:18, 3 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Wear it down through a war of attrition. That was Napoleon's strategy when he invaded Antarctica in 411 BC. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 23:52, 3 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Ok then... time to attack the pacific ocean. Fiery Meme (talk) 01:09, 4 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Regarding Freezing mop me me[edit]

No, this is not me or my "sockpuppet". As for the username as long as they don't do anything wrong or anything against me I have no problem with them keeping their username as-is. Fiery Meme (talk) 03:01, 18 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Having my doubts about the meme master[edit]

Starting to wonder: is he also a sock? He behaves like some users that I will not name. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:25, 30 Jeremy 2018 (UTC)

Something I just realised[edit]

User:1337yB1rd is inactive, because he joined the alt-right. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:01, 15 Arche 2018 (UTC)


Who are you? Illogico! Illogically? 05:08, 2 Arply 2018 (UTC)

He's Pete Townshend. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 11:12, 2 Arply 2018 (UTC)
ohwowok you couldn't have at least called me Devin Townsend!? Anyway, here come pancake batter days amidst the haze. Maze. Raze. Faze. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 18:42, 2 Arply 2018 (UTC)
Ya gotta admit, it still beats Cindy Lou Who. Indeed, it is pancake worthy. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 01:05, 3 Arply 2018 (UTC)
Pancake. Fake. Sake. Rake. Lake. Makes the stake look like a steak. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 04:54, 3 Arply 2018 (UTC)