User talk:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

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I get it. This talk page looks freaking boring and generic as hell. I know nothing when it comes to CSS, so in the meantime, phish.

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And now, some obnoxious screeching.[edit]

I am a terrible poet,
And I am afraid to show it.
My prose has no wit
And my structuring just blows it.

I am a terrible poet,
And I am afraid that you know it.
My ineptitude has been exposed,
And I fear that criticism shall be imposed.

about BlackLivesMatter[edit]

I made some comments here which I think you might want to take into account and maybe revise the article further to be maybe not exactly what it was but somewhere more inbetween. --Nerd42 (talk) 20:30, 12 Ditzimber 2016 (UTC)

Two bands[edit]

1st: The Red Hot Chili Peppers. 2nd: Pink Floyd. Which is your favourite album of each? Any other comments? I've already said how I didn't like Dark Side of the Moon. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 5,972 and counting!) 05:57, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

MY TALK PAGE EXISTS!?
Anyway, for RHCP I'd say it's a tie between Blood Sugar Sex Magik and Californication. For Pink Floyd... For the sake of not sounding like a basic teenager, I'd have to say Animals. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 06:00, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
I'd say for me it's a tie between (RHCP) One Hot Minute and By The Way. For Pink Floyd, believe it or not, Obscured by Clouds. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 5,972 and counting!) 09:39, 12 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

You got deported? --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 18:48, 25 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

Go fuck yourself. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 20:00, 25 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)
Have you started singing 'Oranges and Lemons' in the street whenever you go out? It's an excellent way to recruit people to your cause. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 5,972 and counting!) 22:50, 7 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Happy Birthday for you![edit]

Happy birthday for you! Happy birthday for you! Happy birthday for you! Happy birthday for you! Your are a crazy! Happy birthday! Illogico! Illogically? 12:49, 8 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Camaradas... Pena, você podia ser um membro, mas ainda assim podes ser um membro-não-brasileiro, Gruntled é um. Illogico! Illogically? 01:26, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Eu não quis ser descortês, referindo-se a eles como seus camaradas.
Como sobre este: Eu juntei-me a sua liga e você me dá uma posição que seja ainda significativa, mas abaixo do de Gruntled.
As minhas qualificações: falo espanhol, por isso sou capaz de descobrir e compreender a maior parte do português que é falado aqui na Illogicopedia. No entanto, eu provavelmente não teria tempo e dedicação para aprendê-lo totalmente. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:46, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Linghsburg or hardline?[edit]

Your are a crazy! Crazy! Você é louco! Louco! Illogico! Illogically? 00:42, 10 Arche 2017 (UTC)

E seu ponto é? Este é um lugar onde pessoas loucas como você e eu vêm sacrificar cabras para aquela estranha mulher sem-teto na esquina que está sempre gritando sobre aqueles "alemães condenados." 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:33, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Haha! Tu fala português! A liga está insatisfeita com poucos membros, um foi banido, outro nos abandonou, e outro era sockpuppet confesso do Louis LOL, novos membros são sempre bem-vindos, até o Gruntled já está na liga, e virou vice-líder! Illogico! Illogically? 14:28, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Não, eu não falo português. Também estou usando um tradutor como você e seus camaradas brasileiros. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:16, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Das sache[edit]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:50, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Fuck Brazil? Fuck United States of America![edit]

Maximum two Brazilians? But shamelessly, this is not something to be done! Illogico! Illogically? 13:30, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

I had nothing to do with imposing that limit, and unfortunately, I have no idea about who could have possibly imposed the limit either.
As for you bold remark about the United States, I completely agree with you! People with dark skin like me (my family comes from Central America) are slowly becoming discriminated on a more frequent basis because of our damned president and his idiotic supporters, and now it goes beyond skin color and language. We've started to realize that the racism in America is not just because of skin color, but because of how much money we have and our position in society. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:59, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Ao menos o presidente do Brasil, Michel Temer, não é igual ao Pato Donald Trump! Uhhh! É pior que o Lula e o PT! Vai Doria! Contamos com você em 2018! Viva o Brasil! Viva a América! Illogico! Illogically? 02:12, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
It's not because I'm racist, it's because I don't want low-quality contributions from people who don't understand English and have to use a translator. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 5,972 and counting!) 08:29, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
The US legacy of racism is deeply intertwined with all aspects of our society. About 10 years ago, I was in a second hand store buying a cane, and a woman standing next to me reading something in a newspaper that was bothering her, turned and looked me over. Checking to see if I'm Caucasian, I think. She said, "the browning of America". She'd read that by some year before the end of the century, caucasians will be a minority.
I looked her over; a fiftyish woman in well-worn, unstylish clothes who was in my economic bracket. I muttered something contrary, though I can't recall what I said, and we parted ways. I considered that she dreads the thought of being the minority, to lose what some call white privilege, and she saw things eroding in front of her eyes. I think this sort of racism is driven by the fear of losing power, control over one's own circumstances. They see this manifested a belief that somehow the government gives lots of free stuff to immigrants and minoritues, stuff you can't get if you're white.
This kind of wrong-headed thinking is pervasive. Some of it lies buried deeply in many people who live an unexamined life. Of course, it's not so simple as assuming that racist thinking means irredeemable awfulness. Like anything, there are shades of gray. There are some who seem to be really nice folks in all other circumstances, who are not actively racist, who try to get along with everybody, yet know in their hearts that they are superior or entitled. They not be aware of these deeply rooted ideas because of, as I said, an unexamined life.
I try to have compassion for folks like this when I meet them. My hope is they see they can discuss thing calmly even with someone who completely disagrees, that maybe by experiencing compassion rather than my disgust, a little might rub off. Anyway, I guess that's my anti-racist rant for today. Perhaps I'll expound on my fears about health care vis a vis our financial circumstances later. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 11:43, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Crazy Prize of the Year Award![edit]

Star1.png You were our prize winner, withdraw your prize!

Your medal has come a little dirty, because the machine has a problem, take out the garbage and you will get a good medal! Illogico! Illogically? 20:01, 26 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Voting to save[edit]

In BB17, it's first elimination day. Use the email shown on the main page to vote to save. Mink. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 5,972 and counting!) 03:32, 31 Arche 2017 (UTC)

You are rocker?[edit]

Subscribe: First Rock in Rioo! Illogico! Illogically? 22:33, 1 Arply 2017 (UTC)

It's done[edit]

Come & Join :D

R A D I O H E A D[edit]

Topic changed to Radiohead in User talk:lol ! come, quick! JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
02:15, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Aha[edit]

EU QUERO QUE VOCÊ PARE DE ATRAPALHAR EU EM MEU GLORIOSO TRABALHO!!!!

Ei, eu não quero também. Mas, se você continuar agindo assim, não teremos escolha a não ser proibi-lo. Você sabe, por favor, não vandalize-lo. Isso nos fará mais propensos a bani-lo. Você pode contribuir, não vandalizar. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
02:41, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
This user's sordid idea of "contributing" encompasses name-calling and vandalism. He is not to be trusted. We should notify the admins. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:45, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
QUER SABER, VOCÊ TEM RAZÃO, SÓ LEMBRANDO QUE JÁ PEDI UM RECOMEÇO E DECIDIRAM ME JOGAR EM UMA LATE DE LIXO, SABIA? Louis as back! (talk) 02:48, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Shut your door. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:49, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Well... Kaizum werewolfthis user is a werewolf. already noticed. cuz he talked in the unblock things.
...and Another adminthis user is a werewolf.. due to the user page blanking. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
02:53, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Você se comporta primeiro. Nós unban depois. Você está fazendo o oposto. Agora todos exceto eu não acredito que você pode ser um bom sujeito. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
02:53, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
PORQUE EU CALARIA A "PORTA"? Louis as back! (talk) 02:53, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Porque não vamos permitir mais se você não se comportar. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
02:58, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
You're meat. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 02:54, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Eu não quero ser preso pelo Gruntled e ficar em liberdade condicional de novo, desculpa o vandalismo pela segunda vez, me deem uma segunda chance! Louis as back! (talk) 02:56, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Infelizmente, eu não tenho poder, espero que você becames um bom contribuinte Illogicopeida, tentar convencer os outros. Não mais coisas em branco. Você receberá a "SEGUNDA CHANCE". JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
03:00, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Vou abrir minha votação de desbloqueio, quero que me ajudem!!! Louis as back! (talk) 03:02, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
'Segunda chance'? Not going to happen. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:04, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Nós não sabemos o futuro. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
03:07, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Boa. Parece que os usuários pensam que você como "criança temperamental que realmente soprou sua segunda chance há pouco". o que você vai fazer?
  1. Diga a essa pessoa que você não é mais o mesmo Louis
  2. em branco sua página de usuário para mostrar a ele que você não é o mesmo Louis mais
  3. em branco outras páginas para mostrar-lhe que você não é o mesmo Louis mais
  4. escrever algum artigo para mostrar a ele que você não é mais o mesmo Louis
Ouou!! Fui preso de novo! Agora me deram condicional denovo, tive meus direitos cortados! Louis as back! (talk) 05:21, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Oh, eu acho que eles agora são incapazes de tolerar você. Desculpe, mas ... Eu acho que isso é um adeus para você. Se você voltar, eles vão bloqueá-lo novamente. e de novo. e de novo...
Desculpe, eu tentei
Adeus, Louis. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
06:43, 18 Arply 2017 (UTC)

English please. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:06, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

A hopeful transmission[edit]

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Also, the title of this topic is by the wrong band. So, uh, ...sjink? XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 09:49, 25 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Sadly, the main reason that my request came in positive is because someone ELSE decided it would be a good idea for me to be an admin. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 23:21, 27 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Hey[edit]

I think I found something that I think you will like. this--| C4T T/-\ |_ |_ Tha DRK (talk) 04:35, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Check plz?[edit]

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YOU GOT MAIL which is a sausageTwoandtwoalwaysmakesafive at... Forum:ICTTD.

well, sorry for sausage. just... plz chack this. thanks. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
11:49, 29 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

For fixing all those vandalized articles. You are indeed a superior bat gorilla. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:05, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Not the first time I've had to clean up a massive vandal mess in Aisle RC, and it will certainly not be the last. Most interestingly, however, is the fact that I usually tend to be more active when vandals are out and abou- oh, wait. I get emails when a page has been changed. Um. Still. Vandals. Yeah. No.
Nose the cheese. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:11, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Illogicopedia:The IllogiPost/7[edit]

You used = in the {{Post}} template. that's why the Babble bug occurred!

(Default value of text variable is Babble. JOIN USJOIN THE IllogiProject
Chemeeeestry
02:21, 1 Aym 2017 (UTC)