User talk:Thekillerfruitcake

Like hello and stuff, you can use the forum and chat room and stuff if you want. Testostereich • (ballsack)

hello

You were kind of behind with your ididitlist, so I updated it for you. Do you happen to have any applepie here? D. G. Neree 23:17, 18 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

& again :D. G. Neree 23:07, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

On the subject of Applepyes

I ated them, but I have Key Lime in my trunk. Care for a shot? --~~~~

I moved this hghly controversial comment to your page, because mine is getting a bloody mess a little confissioning. Yes, I do like Key Lime very much. Could you please tell me what it is? I am an Ignorant Dutch Good-For-Nothing Hollowhead(IDNGFNHH), & always interested in new brain damage experiences. By the way, I would like to talk to your leader. Who is he/she? D. G. Neree 18:30, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

It isn't mr B. or is he?

It might be. If by B you mean Bowie. --~~~~ 18:48, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Ssssh, no I mean the mean Don Carlos de Buonaventura, the great overlord where I come from. But no, I have found it. It is Your Silent Creature of the North South Pole, whom I have turned to, but maybe I would turn around again and make a full turn? I would be in the same place where I was, but 'something' would be different. D. G. Neree 19:03, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

By the way, my condoleances for your black little spot. I would give you a star for editing my userpage, but I don't even know what a star means! well, so long, and be careful with 'ye ol' Key Lime' (nudge). D. G. Neree 19:08, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Welcome

Please, telling new users they need to F*ck off doesn't help the wiki's image and certainly does your personal image no good, please create a more appropriate welcome messege. Next time you may get a longer ban. Please see Illogicopedia:commandments and Illogicopedia:Rules and banning system. You are lucky to get away with just day ban, if it had been a less tolerent admin, they may have given you a two or three dot punishment. An admin will remomve the messege when they see fit to do so. If any admin doubts my actions and believes that the action i have take is unjust then they may wish to change the punishment, under policy.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 10:50, 19 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

TKF b& Sandbox play time!!!!

Artikel Idees: Cold War, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen

Aha!

Welcome to the Illogicrats! I can assure you this is the best choice. As a party member, you are permitted to do whatever you feel necessary in the name of the ?crats, no matter how illogical. I hereby present you with a tub of ice cream. Sorry, we're out of cornets. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:09, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Kentucky Fried Chicken, erm, Kiddy Fiddling Canaries, Kick Funny Clowns, Kind fairy cakes? aah that's it! KILLER FRUIT CAKE

Was your name an intentional analogy of KFC or was htat perhaps chance.--Testostereich • (ballsack) 18:31, 14 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Plastics?

^^WTF^^--Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:43, 17 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

ON uncyclopedia are you "THe Killer Froggy" or something. If so I was the one who made hte HowTO: Edit Uncyclopedia articel (in case you are unaware). If you aren't the KillerFroggy then i'm sorry and assumed wrongly. It's nice to see you've amassed a large numbero f articles now. But not nearly as many as mine (140+) --Testostereich • (ballsack) 15:32, 20 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

For some confuzzling reason...

...have a confuzzlement:

Thekillerfruitcake has attained 1 confuzzlement.   This must be very confusing. Confuzzulations.

That warning was on display for a puzzlingly long time. Oops. --The Divine Fluffalizer 08:51, 14 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

RECRUITING: DEATH TO ANTI-DUCKS!!!!!

please join me.

Insane Award Fonchezzz says, "Congrats! YOU ,my friend, are a DUCK. To tell you the truth, I dont know if it's a good thing. Don't be too proud." WELCOME TO THE ARMY...now join the party.....quACK

--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:48, 18 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Acorn Day

Happy Acorn Day!

-- <font=Impact>Eupocalith<font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!

Thanks for cleaning up the Life Options article

Have you got a dedication award yet? --Testostereich • (ballsack) 16:47, 25 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

Dedicated User Award Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

TKF!!

Yew banned me on uncyc! It seems yew just didn't know: everyone already knows mate, it's been made clear that I abandoned MMF in favour of starting anew with Fag. Please unblock me... I was just about to do a Pee Review! (my 11th!) If yew want yew can totally delete MMF's user and talk page. -- 08:52, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Sorry D: I'll shorten the ban. But you should have told me anyway! I'm an admin, we need to know these things. --~~~~ 18:59, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Scratch that, you're ban already expired. --~~~~ 19:01, 25 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

So wait....MMF is Fag? /me had no idea! Indeed, I am utterly bamboozled by this shocking plot twist! –TLB ^{(Tick Tock) (Contribs)} 22:22, 14 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

PARTY HARD

I hate to keep pestering you by bringing up that article, but do you think we could move the party to ?edia? I'll bring the dip! -- Kippers • Talk • Crap • Special & Randumb! 19:20, Feb. 19, 2008

Muchos definitely! --~~~~ 02:47, 20 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

While we're on the subject...

I have a theory that ZanaDarkcruft might be nonsensical gold. Could you pretty please use your admin voodoo to hack up UnNews:Studies show that this study is false? I could just take it in my userspace over there. -- Kippers • Talk • Crap • Special & Randumb! 10:19, Feb. 20, 2008

Double done. --~~~~ 17:13, 20 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Double done? I question that expression :P --Testostereich • (ballsack) 17:16, 20 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

D'oh! I can't upload this. More help plz? -- Kippers • Talk • Crap • Special & Randumb! 08:11, Feb. 21, 2008

Yes massa. --~~~~ 15:35, 21 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Sense out of Nonsense

incredible job with making sense out of that! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 22:44, 17 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Pokemon

noticed on ywr page yew were trying to de redlink pokemon... attempting alone is worth applause, but ywl never do it, noone could do that. :P It's like trying to catch all 250 pokémon! (well, there were that many last time I played it :P) -- 15:17, 24 Arche 2008 (UTC)

also, thanks loads for the Pixies references :P looks like we have us another fan here! -- 15:51, 24 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Jesse Morrin

Dude, you had to delete Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Jesse Morrin, which I purposely linked in Jesse Morrin. Why? That piss-poor Pee Review was the shit! -- Kippers • Talk • Crap • Special & Randumb! 05:53, Apr. 11, 2008

Yo ho ho ho

I reviewed HowTo:Write an Epic for the Illogic Pickle for you. Yeah. End of transpission. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:15, 12 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

You must have missed the part where I added pictures --~~~~ 21:50, 12 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

My bad, I'll have a look and readjust the review. When did you add pictures then, I must've read it prior. Sorry. :P --157.84.1.3 08:57, 13 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

I just transferred back from youtube to see what'd happened. I really appreciate you reverting all the vandalism, have a metahpor on the house. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 20:44, 22 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

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Hello!

How ya doin? You haven't been active here for a while, have ya? Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (01:03, 14 Octodest 2008 (UTC))

I'm on and off over here. I generally check every day, but I don't write unless I'm in a particularly crazy mood. --~~~~ 21:32, 14 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

To save you some effort

Carl says he's going to reimport the legit redirects later, so, er, yeah. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:55, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Well done anyway ----{{:User:Testosteriech/sig}} 17:57, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Yes, thanks to everyone who's helping out on this! We've got things under wraps though, a contingency plan is in place. Suppose that goes for restoring userpages too. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:00, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

I helped so your welcome hindlyite! :)--—Raggle Fraggle King (My Talk • Contribs} 18:05, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Oh, okay, thanks for the info. I just noticed some red links on my userpage and figured "What the dealie, yo?" --Thekillerfruitcake 18:17, 11 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)