- Wikipe-tan: Welcome to WikDonald's. May I take your order please?
- Otaku: Yeah... why are you working here?
- Wikipe-tan: Because...well... umm...
- Otaku: You're too beautiful.
- Wikipe-tan: Yeah, well, we don't serve otakus at WikDonald's. Next customer!
Wikipe-tan beats the crap out of woodles on a daily basis, as they try to eat her. I can't blame them, Wikipe-tan looks tasty. I mean, when something's blue it has to tase good. Like, um, water... and computer.
/me bites monitor