Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity

You're a potato, Douche.

Sophia's Userpage Be nice, call him Dilly!

I took the stuff from The Bard, But nobody cares.

Sophia has attained 2 stars.   TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Assimilate the D.A.R.K. Protocol. Become one with the darkness that ensues.

Sophia has attained 1 Black dot(s). Important: Do not remove this template! For telling Nerd42 to change his website's logo due to Santa not being pleased because of this after snapping his fingers like Strange Hal who begs "PLEASE DON'T BLOCK ME" or "PLEASE UNBLOCK ME" and now Sophia is unblocked. True or false story? I guess both. 8=D

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This user has been on Illogicopedia for 2 years, 7 months and 17 days.

This user is a Hindleyite.

This user has beaten IllogiGames: The Murder Mystery!

BB15 This user participated in Big Brrother 2015.

This user has beaten IllogiGames:Grand Theft Auto Illogicopedia!

Who am I?

I've been trying to help out the wiki community as an admin since 2014. In addition to being the Illogicomedia Foundation's awesome user and a contributor and for Illogicopedia, I like to keep good relations with other wiki family members and their users as a...

• Administrator at Uncyclopedia.co under the name of Un-Sophia PLEASE UNBLOCK ME SPIKE OR LOST LABYRINTH
• Administrator at Encyclopedia Dramatica under the name of Stench and Sophiaepedia

What am I doing?

Yes, I understand that articles on Illogicopedia would be funny or make sense. Despite this, I'm going to go my own way and write stuff that hangs together reasonably well and makes me laugh. I'm also going to write creative prose which may only contain the odd joke, or only a few very odd jokes. Sorry if you don't like that. Perhaps you're completely different... but if you couldn't care either way, then why are you still reading this? Just to see how much more I'll write? Well get ready to be bored to tears, because I could keep just keep on writing and writing all da-

Also, I am Sophia. the resident God of Uncyclopedia.

What have I done?

Recently (B/W userboxes, templates, userspaces, IllogiNews headlines and stuff)

Dan Sucks • I DIDN'T WIN • D.A.R.K • No Uncyclopedian • Brain Hertz Award • Against Dan • Gallery • How I got my name • BANG • FIRE!!!! • Internet Explorer user • Not Female • Tori • The Neverending War of Illogia has ended • About me • OPERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA • OHHHHHHHHHHH • 2016 is coming! • 2016 is here! • Status • 58.168.196.233 • UNBLOCK • A Peter Griffin Christmas • How we write at 6 in the morning • For everyone • How To Convince Humans to submit to their alien overlords • Uhh... this is awkward. • Cory In The House • IllogiNews:Illogicopedia is back! • BUILD THAT WALL! (now Donald Trump Wall Speech because canadians.) • YAY! • Cave Johnson's Enrichment Center of Awesome • VOTE FOR TRUMP! • SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

Cumulatively (B/W forums, one template.)

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

1. The Worst article in BieberTV
2. So smug
3. D'oh!
4. FRICK YOU!
5. YOU BEEN RICK ROLLED HAHAHAHA
6. THIS IS NOT A LINK
7. EHHHHH
8. GRRRR!
9. Sock
10. Not Borrowed
11. Sig1
12. Sig2
13. sig3
14. YOU SUCK
15. No more
16. Borrowed1
17. Borrowed2
18. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
19. sig4
20. Moved From Encyclopedia Dramatica
21. Awards
22. sig5
23. sig6
24. sig7

Imagitivelywise

My gallery is here or in the Recently section and in the header...

Other articles I recommend

Ones I collaborated on without permission

I'm a Illogicopedian, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! • Illogicopedian saves day; becomes national hero • This is a Link 4

Ones I enjoyed as-is

The man from U.N.C.Y.C.L.O.P.E.D.I.A

Emergency GTFO terminal

 
sophia@linux:~$ whatis illogicopedia
illogicopedia: nothing appropriate
sophia@linux:~$ poweroff_  
 

Total Edits: {{#ec:Sophia}} • Articles Written: 57 (including this template and stuff) • Pictures Created: 18 • Categories Created: 12 • Articles Moved: 29 (check my contributions, yo.)

One more thing (stolen from other pages and my awards page)

This user is a Legionnaire for Discontinuity, and has attracted the attention of Observer.

COLLABORIZER

This user is always up for a collaboration article.

This user has received a bowl of steam. You won! Where's my toaster?

My Brain Hertz
Award

This user made 2+2=5's brain hurt by means of dormancy.

This user has been scared by Oogabooga!

This user has beaten IllogiGames: The Internet Epic Course

This user has an invitation to Awesomeland. If they have multiple, they're awesome.

This user has beaten IllogiGame:Beat the Dog to the Window

This user has fought and continues to fight in The Neverending War of Illogia.

This user has beaten IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats!

23	This user's favorite number is 23.

This user contributes using Internet Explorer.

This user is AWESOME!!!

This user is capable of bringing it on down in their own right.

This user has made 2 userboxes!

This user won the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

For those obsessed with facts and reality, Sophia also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

This user loves penis! They are campaigning tirelessly for penis rights and the rights to penile expression

This user is a contestant in the second   I'll ask the questions here gameshow!

This user likes bananas.

This user is from the United States of Imerica.

{{}}	This user has made 9 templates!

⚥	This user didn't belong to the more illogical sex.

♂	This user can actually jump right into sex without first even considering romance