Add quotes here instead of spoiling a perfectly good article

“Because it's the right thing to do... and the tasty way to do it.”

~ Wilford Brimley, on your irritating need

“In Soviet Russia, article quotes you!”

~ Russian Reversal on this article

“NYANNYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN!”

~ NYANCAT on this article

“ Hey God, shut up! ”

~ Barney the paedosaur on his wiew of God's opinion

“ Shut the f**k up, N00b, I ownzoRd Jo0 ”

~ Jesus on what he did to that N00b, and what action the N00b should take

“please don't kill me”

~ incredibly solid man on walking through his local nursery

“ Hello ”

~ A do-gooder on greeting you

“Free knowledge, bor-ing! Insanity is better.”

~ An Illogicopedian on Wikipedia

“I down't goe on Wikkypedia”

~ A Dog, lying

“I like pie! (droolicanafagas) I DROOL-ICANAFAGASSED!”

~ A Guy, drool-icanafagassing.

“What's brown and sticky?”

~ A stick on himself

“Agh, tickles!”

~ Person being tickled

“Quote pages are over-done and crap!!”

~ The red ninja turtle on quote-based articles

“Anime Quote pages are over-done and crap!!”

~ The red ninja turtle on quote-based articles 2 - the anime version

“We know that breeding a tiger and a lion gives you a liger, but what if you were to breed a liger with the offspring of a bear and a butterfly? I'll tell you what, you'd get a Bearterflyger”

~ A genetic science guy on hilarious cross-breeding

“We know that breeding a tiger and a lion gives you a liger, but what if you were to breed a liger with the offspring of a bear and a butterfree? I'll tell you what, you'd get a Beanimerterflyger”

~ Super Mario on hilarious cross-breeding Volume 2 - behind the scenes

“Zzap”

~ Stereotypical San Fransisco Gay on top of another of his kind

“Zzaa*anime*aapp”

~ Stereotypical San Andreas character on top of another of his kind

“No its much too dangerous!!! You'll be killed!”

~ Boy Scout on advising an old lady whether she should cross a footpath

“No its animeuch too dangerous!!! You'll be killed!”

~ Boy Scout on advising a Nintendog on whether it should use the ropebridge

“Yes please”

~ A customer in a shop on answering the question 'would you like cash back?'

“Yes please, can I have anime with that?”

~ A customer in a shop on answering the question 'would you like your console back?'

“I would like 3”

~ A man on how many he would like

“I would like 3 potions”

~ A man on how many he would like in Bumscape

“Ooh er, missus. I'd keep away from those admins if I were you.”

~ Victim

“Me precious money! Coins, bills, bonds, shares! GONE!”

~ Scrooge McDuck on his munny bins

“Wack-a-roonie!”

~ Huey on Scrooge's psychotic episode

“Money money money mooonnneeyy! Money!”

~ Donald Trump

“Ho, Ho, Ho! GET OUT!”

~ Santa on stuttering whilst telling a prostitute where to go