Bad joke guy
“Everyone in clown college is a class clown.”
“Swiss cheese is hole-y delicious!”
“If this ain't a cookie-Qatar country, I don't know what is!”
“Bad deodorant stinks.”
“Frogs jumping around is ribbiting!”
“Me and my headphones are ear-buds.”
“A fish's favorite instrument is the bass.”
“He gets a lot of mail because he's David Letterman.”
“Bad sheet music uses a trouble clef.”
“Wool farmers are sheepish.”
“All rock-climbing movies have cliff-hangers.”
“Good bowlers make good pitchers because they get a lot of strikes.”
“Being a pro skater is fun, but I hate the daily grind.”
“If you like your phone, you should put a ring on it.”
“The trendiest animals are hip-pos.”
“Britain must be good, otherwise they wouldn't call it 'Great.'”
“Genghis Khan do whatever he wants. He Khan conquer all of Europe.”
“Conductors are well-trained.”
“Soap operas are the cleanest TV shows”
“Switzerland's flag's a big plus.”
“Hat vendors advertise in all-caps.”
“Being a dog is ruff.”
“Homer Simpson's favorite toy is Play-D'oh!”
“Electrocution is just shocking.”
“Thoroughbreds have horse voices.”
“Sexual rhinos are horny.”
“Antibiotics were just what the doctor ordered!”
“If I said I didn't like Simba, I'd be lion!”
“A baseball team full of bank robbers would be great at stealing bases.”
“It never occurred to me that I'd be so a-maze-ing at solving puzzles.”
“Say, that news story about that guy getting mauled by that bear was pretty GRIZZLY....”
“This is a tearable pun.”
