I don't know, what would you use to cut the internet in half?
A HAXXOR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA!!!!
I don't get it?
“A Haxxor is someone who is generally a nuisance on the internet and breaks into sites. The pun of the joke is Haxxor sounds exactly like Hack-saw: a tool used for sawing things. This links in with the haxxor who also helps destroy the internet to give you a creditable albeit poor in humour quality punchline.”
(Swallows a Suicide pill)