Knock Knock
... Who's there?
- I don't know...
What do you mean you don't know?!? That's the whole point!
- How am I supposed to know who's there? I can't
tell unless I open the door. I don't have X-ray vision!
No kidding! Sheesh, open the door then!
- Why don't you open it?
Why should I open it?
- I'm scared.
Why the heck are you scared?
- Maybe it's my mother-in-law!
Oh come on! Someone knocked, go answer it!
- Well, maybe you just imagined the knocking. Ever think of that?
What the heck is your problem?
- I don't know...
Ahhh!! Idiot! I'm wasting my time here...
Later[edit | edit source]
The door opens. Someone walks in. She says "I've been standing out there for hours! When were you going to let me in?!?"
Knock Knock... Who is there?[edit | edit source]
Obligatory list of crummy knock knock jokes, coming right up. Er, down.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
You.
- You who?
It's YOO-HOO, and BTW, you're right next to me. Why did you yell for me when you know I am right next to you?
- Knock Knock.
Who's there.
- Woo.
Woo-who?'
- What's so special? I am the Taxman.
The End[edit | edit source]
You read the heading! It's the end! Get lost already! Why are you still reading this? Are you dumb or just dumb? I said stop reading! Why aren't you listening to me?!?
