Knock Knock

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... Who's there?

I don't know...

What do you mean you don't know?!? That's the whole point!

How am I supposed to know who's there? I can't

tell unless I open the door. I don't have X-ray vision!

No kidding! Sheesh, open the door then!

Why don't you open it?

Why should I open it?

I'm scared.

Why the heck are you scared?

Maybe it's my mother-in-law!

Oh come on! Someone knocked, go answer it!

Well, maybe you just imagined the knocking. Ever think of that?

What the heck is your problem?

I don't know...

Ahhh!! Idiot! I'm wasting my time here...

Later[edit]

The door opens. Someone walks in. She says "I've been standing out there for hours! When were you going to let me in?!?"

Knock Knock... Who is there?[edit]

Obligatory list of crummy knock knock jokes, coming right up. Er, down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

It's YOO-HOO, and BTW, you're right next to me. Why did you yell for me when you know I am right next to you?

Knock Knock.

Who's there.

Woo.

Woo-who?'

What's so special? I am the Taxman.

The End[edit]

You read the heading! It's the end! Get lost already! Why are you still reading this? Are you dumb or just dumb? I said stop reading! Why aren't you listening to me?!?

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