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| Exceedingly bad/offensive/groan-worthy/self-made |
Funky[edit | edit source]
- Guy 1: Did'ya here about that mental institute they converted into a nightclub?
- Guy 2: What?!? That's Raving Mad!
- Guy 1: You know, I also heard they forced the inmates to make the music.
- Guy 2: Looney Tunes.
- Guy 3: You guys are sick!
Wheel Chairs[edit | edit source]
- Guy 1: Hey, why do the handicapped need lawyers?
- Guy 2: I dunno, why?
- Guy 1: Because they can't stand up for themselves. Geddit?
- Police: Alright, sonny, you're coming with me.
- (typical arrest scene ensues)
Hero Time[edit | edit source]
- Guy 1: Did you know General Mao is a superhero?
- Guy 2: Say whut? No he isn't.
- Guy 1: 'Course he is. He has a super power, therefore he's a superhero.
- Guy 2: Huh? What superpower does he have?
- Guy 1: China.
- Guy 2: ....... what? That's not a super power, that's a country.
- Guy 1: Ah, but you see the nation of China is one of the World's political and economical "Super Powers."
- Guy 2: I hope you die.
The Taglatelli is always greener on the other side[edit | edit source]
- Guy 1: Hey Bert, did you hear about the controversy surrounding our school caterers?
- Guy 2: No. Why, what happened?
- Guy 1: Well, inspectors came to check if the Pasta vender our school use was giving us the required nutrition. Y'know, seeing if we got one of our five a day from it.
- Guy 2: Oh yeah, what happened.
- Guy 1: It turned out we weren't getting nearly enough vegetables and our school was forced to look for pastas anew.
- Guy 2: (sighs)
Guess What?[edit | edit source]
- Guy 1: Hey, guess what?
- Guy 2: (irritated) What?
- Guy 1: I've got another joke for you.
- Guy 2: Grrrrrrr.
- Guy 1: .....Why are you looking at me like that? Ot oh!
- (decapitation)
