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Heh, heheh, it's blocked 'n' banned, an Illogicopedian special!

Ebil

1. You, sir, are a disgrace to human life.
2. Why must you continue to breathe?

Songs

1. Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, INFINITE BAN!
2. I don't want anybody else - when I see your edits, I block you myself...
3. Hey vandal, don't vandalise; take a bad article, and make it better! Remember, don't piss off the admins, and then you begin to make it better.
4. No matter what you do (yeah-yeah) - you can't get the ban off of you.
5. Being who it is, this ban will last - for eternity!
6. It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny black dot bikini!
7. It's like a sock-puppet on a string!
8. Suddenly your IP, ... is blocked repeatedly
9. Bismillah! No, we will not let you vandalise!
10. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Either way, you're blocked. Don't vandalise this wiki.

/b/tard humor and memes

1. In Soviet ?pэdia, Adminsky is blocked by YOU!!!
2. So i herd u liek bans?
3. You have been blocked for OVER 9000 VANDALISMS!
4. Longblock is loooooooong!
5. IF I SEE THAT FECKING VANDAL ONE MORE TIME...
6. You have failed in an epic fashion.
7. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
8. How does a polar bear know what vandals are?
9. Chuck Norris has frowned upon you.
10. BANG! And the user's gone!

Uncyc Admin Slogan

1. U ahhhh BANNED!