Bart Simpson

“Cheese is not an adequate substitute for writing utensils [x50]”

~ Bart Simpson on the chalkboard

“EAT MY LONGS!”

~ Bart Simpson after leg stretching surgery

“I'm a lapdog!!!11”

~ Bart Simpson on making a claim, stating that he is indeed and could possibly or maybe even certainly telling the truth about the alleged fact of his existence as a lapdog

“Do have a cow MAN!”

~ Bart Simpson after fooled overtaking of his spirit soul

Bart Simpson is one of the world's most famous sufferers of jaundice. He collaborated with Coldplay on their single Yellow and coined the phrase "Uhahahwah".

In 2001, things took a turn for the worse. His tree house burned down and he was forced to move in with his father, Homer Simpson.

See also

• Bort Simpson