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Bort is a very popular name in America and the UK. "How come?", you may say, since Bort sounds like a robot from Mars. Well, Bort is one of those new names that sounds tasty. I'd really like to meet a Bort one day. Really really.
Famous Borts[edit | edit source]
BORTSON[edit | edit source]
BORTSON IS HERE! BORTSON IS BETTER THAN YOU! BORTSON TYPES IN ALL CAPS! REAL MEN USE ALL CAPS!
Bortexander the Great[edit | edit source]
He made a huge empire, and built the famous city Bortexandria.
Bortilla the Hun[edit | edit source]
He was a very famous Bortbarian who lived in the midst of the Bortermany reigon. He fought the Bortmans, the Bortzantines, and many other bortemies who dared enter his proud territory.
Mr. Bort[edit | edit source]
Rowan Bortkinson played this accident-prone Bort. Totally not a rip-off of Mr. Bean.
BORT-8304A[edit | edit source]
A robot from Mars.
Bort Simpson[edit | edit source]
Yellow kid. Lives somewhere in America. Sound familiar?