Bat Fuck Foundation for the Promulgation of Batfuckery

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Indoctrinating children is key to building an organization to rival Scientology in Batfuckery.

The Bat Ruck Foundation for the Promulgation of Batfuckery is a non-prophet organization founded by Reverend Zim_ulator at 8:25pm Eastern Standard Time on March 22, 2017. A charter is in the process of being written. The goals for purposes of obfuscation of the public are engendering fellowship, world peace, a test ban on bat fuck weaponry and irritating self-important douche bags. Off the record, we actively insert batfuckery into any available oriface of human existence.

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We are, of course, reprehensible. Gram Stoker himself would say our heuristics are flawed by virtue of their gooniegoogoo nonsense. Smell? Not on your life.