Adult Swim

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Honk if you smell something funny"
Anthem: Crossbow
Capital Søren Kierkegaard
Largest city Weasels
Official languages Telepathy
Government Recursive skullduggery
Prime Minister A jar of mayonaisse
National Hero(es) Frylock
Currency Bacon Smell
Religion Zinc chromate putty, Robot Chicken Drippings God
Population 4
Area Imaginary
Population density Yes
Ethnic groups Clowns, Babies, Range Rovers
Major exports Ideas
Major imports the clinically insane
National animal Belching Hyena
Favourite pastime eating pot brownies
Opening hours 1400 0238 GMT
Internet tld .whackamole
Calling code ZULCH-77

Adult Swim is a subsidiary of Prescient Abalone Industries, a somewhat-for-profit, privately traded company, majority owned by the people of China.

Demographic[edit | edit source]

It is presumed adults watch this drivel, but a number of youngsters and old farts are also swayed by this and other low-brow comedy shows like the news, or anything on PBS and BBC. Numerous references to genitalia assure a base following of young people.

Production value[edit | edit source]

Known as hostile to their user base, Williams Street, co-producers of Squinky And The Ozone and Terrible, Awful, Medicinal Sexy Puns, have launched a campaign to financially numb the minds of the 18-34 demographic. Once complete, the mission will be repeated in Canada and Venezuela. Additional measures may need to be taken in the case of non-English speakers.

This can be your mind too.

In order to maintain a FOX-like objectivitity and fair, balanced comedy, we watchers frequently get assaulted by mind-numbing, chock full of saccharine advertisements, meant to discourage drug use among the youth. I mute the TV, substituting my own dialog for the retarded drivel presented as a public cervix by Cartoon Network.

So, if you're going to read this article, you should start here. Recall that you are in a country where eating vegetables in public is considered rude.

Television programs on Adult Swim[edit | edit source]

  • American Dad!: Basically an animated version of FOX News.
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force: An absurdist cartoon about anamorphic food byproducts living in New Jersey.
  • Delocated: He's a masker-flasker-daster
  • Family Guy: Unfunny version of the Simpsons
  • Frisky Dingo: A nature documentary about the mating habits of dingoes.
  • Harvey Birdman:
  • Home Movies:
  • Metalocalypse:
  • Moral Orel:
  • Robot Chicken: Stop motion pornography.
  • Sealab 2021:
  • Superjail:
  • The Boondocks:
  • The Drinky Crow Show: An animated version of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
  • The Venture Brothers:
  • Titan Maximum: Stop motion mecha pornography.
  • Tom Goes To The Mayor: A documentary about Tom Lastname and his various attempts to assassinate Major McCheese.

Adult Swim realistic daily affirmations (partially paraphrased)[edit | edit source]

“These people... the continual lies we tell ourselves and others... fuck. OK, fine, there needs some social glue in a cohesive, motivated society.I guess I'm some kind of weirdo radical, with my obsession with reality and annoying desire to understand stuff”

~ Reverend Zim_ulator on being the minister in a "A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar..." joke

I am capable of several things.
I definitely may try to achieve my goals.
I could probably learn from my many mistakes.
There's no limit to what I can do if I lie to myself.