Brain Lock

Not an ordinary cow sighting.

BRAIN LOCK is a condition of poopy mind flakes adhering to the sides of the cauldron. 55% of cases are reported in commercial airline pilots, and so the condition is also known as "a perfect state of nonplusment". Most episodes are initiated by air cow sightings between 10,000 and 38,000 feet above sea level, with spurious reports of bar fights in Moldova.

See Also

• Mental illness
• Malevolent Towels
• Epilepsy
• World Frog Throwing Championships
• Severed Head
• Nu Mou
• Illogic POEM Book/Page 7
• The Colbert Report
• Shovel Combat
• Entropy