Battle with HelloolleH

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Testostereich says:
Awesome battle article, hahahaha
HelloolleH says:
I would of made it longer but...y'know...
HelloolleH says:
I couldnt be arsed

You -- HP: 5000ish
Attack Magic Skill Item
Drunken fist-swinging White lightening Kung-fu Broken bottle
Face-bite Instant win Ctrl Alt Delete Unlabelled pills


You Swing your fists wildly at HelloolleH, with remarkable accuracy for one who just inhaled 84 double vodkas. You even throw in a groin shot.

You deal 1 damage!!


HelloolleH -- HP: Infinity plus 1
Attack Magic Summon Item Skill
Face-Shank Ultimate Doom Fire Bomb n00b Ultimate Shotgun Murder
Curb-Stomp EXPLODE Jackie Chan Mop Aggressive Mopping

HelloolleH Curb-Stomps your face![edit]

HelloolleH Pushes you to the floor and face-rapes you with the bottom of his boot. You collect the pieces of your skull and climb to your feet, only to be EXPLODED!!!

HelloolleH deals Lots Of damage!!


You -- HP: Pitiful
Attack Magic Skill Item
Drunken fisting White lightening Kung-fu Broken bottle
Face-bite Instant win Ctrl Alt Delete Unlabelled pills


You down your white lightening and regain some hp. You then lunge forward using your kung-fu-ness, jam a broken bottle into HelloolleH's neck, and chew his face. Then your hit him in the groin again.

HelloolleH is immune to pain, and regains 999999999999699999 std!!


HelloolleH -- HP: Infinity plus 1
Attack Magic Summon Item Skill
Face-Shank Ultimate Doom Fire Bomb n00b Ultimate Shotgun Murder
Curb-Stomp EXPLODE Jackie Chan Mop Aggressive Mopping


HelloolleH begins to dislike you, and decides to pull out the big guns. Well, the biggest...the ULTIMATE SHOTGUN!! Unfortunately for him, it's still loaded with vibrating rubber cocks from his activities the previous night. He fires some cock at you, but gives up when he realises you enjoy it.

He changes his tactics, opting to summon a n00b to the battle instead. He chants the magic words and Silent Penguin appears from no-where.

Seppy talks really quickly about coding and the benefits of firefox over IE, and this leaves you feeling dazed and scared. He then cock-drops you.

Seppy deals COKE to children!!


You -- HP: LOL, you're dazed
Attack Magic Skill Item
Wut? I can do majik? All I remember is something about a fox chipped tooth
He hit me with his cock!! WTF!!! My head hurts... Where am I? Unlabelled pills

You pop the unlabelled pills and instantly regret it as your penis becomes erect.

You swing the penis wildly around and knock over a nearby potted plant. This in turn knocks over a small statue, which knocks over a larger stature, which knocks over a really massive statue, which falls on HelloolleH's face.

HelloolleH is allergic to statues and is killed!!

You win and are awarded the anti-climatic battle of the century award!

Congratulations, noob!!

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