Brick
A brick is a type of melon located in two places: The Northern and Soutern Hemisphere. It also is made of stuff, and three little pigs went to town to find the junky man but the Brick was so cool that they got heatstroke and kicked the bucket x7.
Brick is prone to having sex with teenage girls and has been spotted in the sole of one's shoe on thursdays every month. His right eyebrow features spatulas and my mother was found dead in a gutter. You cannot hide from Brick... it will find you. Oh yeah. Brick is there. Brick is everywhere.
Too many types of Fox have been found dead or RAPED because of sandals. That is not a good sign for Brick. Brick has three legs and a beard for two moths worth of surgery and spends Mondays in Vegas playing slots. It is a french revolution that sparked Brick's personality that brings ducks to peace.
Brick enjoys his summers playing saxophone and burning things. A whole lot of things.