Chicago Weather

Chicago Weather: To people living in Chicago, the weather is a common subject of conversation. On dates, in business meetings, and at the dinner table. What is funny is that Chicago actually is devoid of weather, whether weather exists is a long held secret of the famed political machine known as the Daley administration. In the middle of the night, one day, he took a bunch of end loaders out to Grant Park and made weather vanish overnight.

27 years of debate have led the population of Chicago to fill their hovercrafts, with eels!