European monsoon

Yes it's true. It's offical. I know. Those guys. It's not them. But now in summer Europe has a new treat.

Rain!

Scientists say so

Which makes me wonder, what happened to the positive scientists. I bet they drowned. Huff puff.

I swear this is David Cameron's secret plan

Blumin' Tories. Making them scribbly trees.

What the papers say

“A little known phenomenon called the “European monsoon” is partly to blame for another British summer washout, experts have warned.”

~ The daily tellygraph dot co dot uk.

“Forget a few Summer showers, the UK is about to be drenched in a genuine European monsoon. Heavy showers are expected to sweep across the country for the rest of month, according to climate experts.”

~ Daily mail.