Scientists say so[edit | edit source]
Which makes me wonder, what happened to the positive scientists. I bet they drowned. Huff puff.
I swear this is David Cameron's secret plan[edit | edit source]
Blumin' Tories. Making them scribbly trees.
What the papers say[edit | edit source]
“A little known phenomenon called the “European monsoon” is partly to blame for another British summer washout, experts have warned.”
“Forget a few Summer showers, the UK is about to be drenched in a genuine European monsoon. Heavy showers are expected to sweep across the country for the rest of month, according to climate experts.”
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