Dictatorship

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A dictatorship is a thing started by Commie Mario and it involves a group of people being ruled by an idiot like Commie Mario, Adolf Hitler, or Selena Gomez. After Commie Mario went to the heavens, it was carried on by Hitler and Gomez, and later Lord Barry Saddam Hussein Joseph Stalin Adolf Hitler Osama bin Laden.

Commie Mario on a good day

Theory of the Dictatorship[edit | edit source]

The main theory behind the dictatorship is that the people are a dumb mass of sheep in which a completely moronic leader must herd into oblivion, or into a hot lava pool, if preferable. Commie Mario wrote in his Commie Manifesto. The original Manifesto was in Italian and featured Luigi saying he hopes the Princess has a lotsa spaghetti! It was later translated into Engrish with that mishap omitted.

History of the Dictatorship[edit | edit source]

Commie Mario hated democracy. So he killed it. He took over. That's it.

See Also[edit | edit source]