Disloyalty
Disloyalty came up to me the other day and he was all like "Where the sugar, muhfuh?" I told him, "You can get the sugar when you get your ass off."
That's very funny[edit | edit source]
Sarcophagus! Sarcophagus! Sarcophagus! Das ist nicht meine Hand. Das ist nur ein Stückchen Brot. Finely ground hairs, attached to the sweater, were all the rage during the Regency, but I'm sorry to say that there is no more hair. Sarcophagus!
Quoting things on the Internet[edit | edit source]
Oh, hello. I upgraded your ewe.
Standing around at night with no one to care for[edit | edit source]
It's really sad. People like that should stay indoors.
However: a finely ground mist, when attached to the reflection of your choice, will become more popular as the day goes on.
Manchester[edit | edit source]
There is no man named Chester here.
Camel flogging[edit | edit source]
It is thought that disloyalty was the originator of the game of camel flogging. Have you flogged your camel today? Disloyalty would appreciate it.
I'd rather be smelling my keys[edit | edit source]
While finely grinding cane sugar, many popular ideas will come to you, and everyone in the kingdom will be all like "yay!" and they'll be happy because yay. They will attach themselves to you.
I find your lack of confidence reassuring.