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Divers are known to be the worst people on the planet. They commonly submerge themselves in flammable liquids, which is considered to be public indecency in several countries, including, but not limited to:
Come on, they can't be that bad[edit | edit source]
Oh, yes they are. They commit the lewd act of {{ERROR:LEWD ACT NOT FOUND}} regularly. This is a sin according to the Gospel of the Territe pantheon, which is the primary reason that diving is illegal in the countries listed above.[1]
- ↑ Note: Wilmington considers it illegal, not because of the Gospel, but because anti-diver sentiment took root before the Wilmites and Territes split.