Dwight Yoakam

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How to cook and prepare Dwight Yoakam

You will need
Two teaspoons paprika ($.05)
One carton of salt ($2)
Two cans of yams ($3 apiece)
One diagnosis of lupus ($200 and a slap in the face from Dr. House)
One grown platypus (inquire at the zoo)
5 large orders of nice crispy bathing suits
Three baby platypi (pay the poacher)
One country singer named Dwight Yoakam (market price)

  1. Throw ingredients into a large bowl
  2. Stir
  3. Blend
  4. Fry
  5. Spit in the dish for added flavor... God knows this one needs it.
  6. Snap
  7. Crackle
  8. Pop
  9. Voila!
the finished product... OOH IT'S SO GOOD!

Serves eight.