Dwight Yoakam
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You will need
Two teaspoons paprika ($.05)
One carton of salt ($2)
Two cans of yams ($3 apiece)
One diagnosis of lupus ($200 and a slap in the face from Dr. House)
One grown platypus (inquire at the zoo)
5 large orders of nice crispy alpaca sandwichs
Three baby platypi (pay the poacher)
One country singer named Dwight Yoakam (market price)
How to cook and prepare Dwight Yoakam [edit | edit source]
Two teaspoons paprika ($.05)
One carton of salt ($2)
Two cans of yams ($3 apiece)
One diagnosis of lupus ($200 and a slap in the face from Dr. House)
One grown platypus (inquire at the zoo)
5 large orders of nice crispy alpaca sandwichs
Three baby platypi (pay the poacher)
One country singer named Dwight Yoakam (market price)
- Throw ingredients into a large bowl
- Stir
- Blend
- Fry
- Spit in the dish for added flavor... God knows this one needs it.
- Snap
- Crackle
- Pop
- Voila!
Serves eight.