Due to an incident involving Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged, a parcheesi board, a modified Colt 45, and a caribou, certain backwards cultures have been led to believe that this is the proper label for a sweetened, carbonated beverage. In reality, pop is a breed of pony often mistaken for pirates and the province of Newfoundland, used to develop helium and insanity in individuals. Typical problems are as follows:
Prove or disprove the following statements:
- 1. It was my party,
- I would cry if I wanted to.
- I was a wealthy girl
- 2. I would be the king of Spain.
- Now I eat humble pie.
- Sixteen by thirty-two.
- 3. NOBODY loves Raymond.