Editing (magic word)
Editing is a magic word and, when ISO hears it, he runs away as fast as he can. So, if some big head guy enters your room at 3AM with a hammer, just scream "EDITING!!!" and he will most likely run away.
Discovery of this phenomena[edit | edit source]
Discovery by accident[edit | edit source]
It was discovered by Isaac Newton, when ISO was on the Great Scientist Rampage. At the time, every scientist was scared for their lives. The police couldn't do anything, because ISO isn't a human, nor he is in anybody's property.
So, on March 2nd, 1993, ISO appeared in Isaac's room, because he allegedly stole ISO's name. ISO grabbed Newton by the neck and shouted "ISO ISO ISO ISO!!!!!" Isaac, not understanding, just said some randumb stuff: "I think your shape is fine, it just needs more editing..." ISO ran away, breaking a window in the process. Newton also hit him with a wine bottle and ISO had to go to the hospital.
Researching the cause[edit | edit source]
The first thing scientists thought was the reason for ISO running away was that he used the word "fine". This was disproven after ISO paralyzed Stephen Hawking by breaking his spine and therefore paralyzing him (he was merciful that day), while the poor Stephen was just shouting "FINE FINE FINE!" What a great stand-up comedian he was.
The second thing scientists thought was that maybe it is the word "editing". They were right. ISO ran away every time when somebody said this word.
Later discoveries[edit | edit source]
It was also discovered that this word is a magic word, when it opened the iron door.
Using this word, ISO was captured in the CERN lab, but he smashed the Large Hadron Collider on the floor, causing inhumane amounts of antimatter to be made, which swallowed the whole CERN lab. ISO, not knowing what antimatter is, just lifted up his hammer, now an anti-hammer, and screamed "ISO ISO ISO ISO!!!" The antimatter, most likely scared, let ISO return to the world. That way, ISO made the first antimatter in real life.
What is this CRAP?[edit | edit source]
On Arche 10, 1999, NATO banned the word "editing" from Serbija. A few days later, the players of a real-time strategy game "Age of Empires" discovered a new way of defending named "bombing". To see more information, search up 1999 RTS Bombing.