Isocahedron
The isocahedron is a geometric shape that looks like ISO. Disocovered by Archimedes in 1947, as a variant of the icosahedron, it was rejected due to itso "unoriginality", as Albert Einstein said. After that, ISO came to his house and smashed him and his wife Mileva with the good ol' hammer. Good job, ISO!
Creation[edit | edit source]
One bright day in 1947, ISO was going around Greece with a hammer, scaring several single mothers of three. After some time, he saw an old man sitting on sand and drawing isomething. He came to the old man and screamed "ISO!". The man did not react. ISO tried once again. "ISOOO!!!" The man did not react again. ISO decided it is the last chance for thiso person to stay alive, so he shouted yet again:
IIIIIIISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Archimedes finally responded and asked ISO what does ISO even mean. The big head man got enraged and hit him with hiso hammer. When the poor mathematician's head bumped into sand, it made a perfect icosahedron. Still in rage, ISO drew his face all over it and that iso the story on how was the isocahedron made.
Rejection[edit | edit source]
This shape was then submitted to the Mickey Mouse Magazine in seek of approval (ISO didn't find a better option). Mickey suggested that ISO should send it to Albert Einstein, taking this as a joke and not serisously. After ISO smashed Mickey's head, he sent this shape to Einstein, where Albert determined this isn't a shape, and that it's just a textured icosahedron. After Albert returned his response, ISO wrote a letter which looked like this:
ISO ISO,
ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO!! ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO. ISO ISO? ISO ISO
ISO ISO ISO. ISO ISO. ISO. ISOOOOO!!!! ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO.
ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO. ISO. ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO.
ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO!!!! ISO ISO. ISO ISO ISO ISO ISO!
ISO,
ISO
Despite his very high ISQ, Albert couldn't understand what ISO has written, so he sent back a letter which contained only one word: "What?" Then ISO came to his house and smashed his head.
Approval[edit | edit source]
After ISO killed Albert, there was a convention named "The Isocahedron Convention" in 1969, where many major scientists and ISO came to determine is it really a shape. iSome of them didn't wanna come, because ISO smashed their heads of unspecified reasons. This conversation took about 2 seconds, before ISO pulled his hammer out. That way, the isocahedron was finally determined to be a shape.