Eeble sonk

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An eeble sonk is very much like a perfectly normal sonk, only much more eeble. Yes; fear the eeble of the eeble sonks!

It is said that their sane powers can drive even the most gibbering wreck to the dark path of logic and coherency; such a gruesome fate. So gruesome, in fact, that it would no doubt make the poor, innocent victim scream in terribly terrible terror! Eeeeeeeee!

Glibbering wreck vs. gibbering wreck[edit | edit source]

Glibbering wrecks are more fortified to the powers of the eeble sonk. They can withstand for up to 30 seconds, however, 'gibbering' wrecks are not so lucky. They have only been gifted to 5 seconds of insanity.

We see the eeble[edit | edit source]

I shall fear the eeble of the eeble sonks! For the eeble crosses me... and I see the eeble. No one escapes from the eeble not even <insert name here>, for the sonk is so eeble that it takes everything in that it finds, for it is the eeble of the mighty eeble sonk. Insanity is the eeble's domain, and sanity kills the eeble off. For the eeble in a manner reminiscent of the zebu is eeble only, to the point of making a fnurdle collapse in doubt and asphyxiation. For the fnurdles find their way to the eeble sonk for this sonk is much more eeble that a regular eeble sonk. Oh yes, this sonk is so much more eeble than that sonk. For I see it. The zebu eeble sonk.

How it wrecks the soul[edit | edit source]

The sonk wrecks the heart to soul to withdraw to insanity against the tide of sanity, for the sonk was particularly eeble to the eeblity of the eebleness of that sonk. Sonk. Eeble snarf... For the sonk finds a new soul in a zebu to find the sonk away.. The sonk sees all, for it is not merely a sonk, but much, much, much more eeble.

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