El Derrik The Destroyer
3 Planes[edit | edit source]
El Derrik The Destroyer is a famous character throughout history. He currently inhabits San Marino however he is known to move around the globe. We are currently unaware of his age however we do know that he weighs as much as 3 planes. He has never mentioned anything about his early life except that he had a pet goat at the age of 216, was always fond of knitting and massaging his toes while in a hot tub.
Politics[edit | edit source]
El Derrik The Destroyer has been known to dabble in the art of politics ever since he was young. He made many appearences in the Rancid Milk War, such as the time he cannonballed through a soggy patch in the ceiling in the Battle Of Shmunguss Hill. He has made many proud stands against Rancid Milk many times such as when he was the only one to vote against Alejandro Del Santiago in the San Marino election in 1917.
El Derrik The Destroyer[edit | edit source]
No one knows where he got his name, however, many speculate it is because he weighs as much as 3 planes.