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- Bouncy castles - utilised to seduce children into their nefarious schemes via hypnotic bouncing.
- Interrogative counsellors - used in conjunction with hypnotic bouncy castles and brain medication
- Writing things backwards - sure sign of Satanistic behaviour. Do not read it!
- Sgni, htyn ihsr ebü, Sdraw K'cabsgni H'tgni Tirw III - no, I said don't read it!
- Emigration in the direction of Polynesia - yes, worldwide politics.
- Weapons such as the Ultimate Shotgun
- Eek'n oselbe - jumbled eeble sonks
- A giant mechanical penguin that breaks into houses at 2AM to pinch your fridges. Look out for them, they can be identified by their tuxedo.
- Obafemi Martins