Excuses

“Quick The house is sinking! We need to get rid of some weight before it's too late! I'll start with the food in the fridge”

~ Testostereich

My dog ate me homework

I was...

• Being controlled by evil zombies
• Told by Batman to do it
• Bored
• Wanting a computer
• Curious what jail is like
• About to die but wanting to live life to the fullest
• Not able to afford my own
• Just borrowing
• Framed by the other neighbors
• not my fault!
• It was her!
• It was Him!
• It was me!
• Wanting to do volunteer work

The monkey made me do it!

• Framed by my sister
• Framed by Castro
• Being payed money by the government to track my neighbor's internet activity
• Sleeping in
• Not able to stop my alarm clock from going off
• On a sugar high
• I went skydiving instead
• Our house burnt down
• i was riding my horse
• I was rescuing my lost mum from the deep dark depths of the jungle.
• Dared to do it by evil monkeys
• Sick of homework
• Killing time
• NumberWang!
• Er, in bed
• Framed
• Playing Gran Turismo
• Dead
• Only just hired. It's my first day.

This article is Illogical enough  to have made it onto the front page.  View more featured articles

Magnificent Madness This article was one of the Top Ten articles of 2007.