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Fatness is a disease
Fatness, the act of being fat, also known as obesity or Swine flu, is a common disease easily spread by contact with fat people and by eating crap sandwiches.
People infected with fatness may experience constipation, bloating, bleeding,
horniness, and other symptoms more commonly associated with PMS.
In more severe cases, symptoms may include heart attacks, farting, depression, ugliness, and death
“I NOT HAZ A PMS!!!!!111 Wait I'mma die? Jesus Christ. Life sucks.”
Fatland is the center of today's fatness epidemic.