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Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd is the god of lightbulbs. Or not. Either way, eating Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd's armpit hair is more healthy than reading anything that contains the word "desu".

Das Groovy Mothafucka[edit]

YO WUZZUP WID DAT GURL LIKE HOW SHE SHAKE DAT BOOTY LIKE DAT? DAT SHIT MAKIN ME GO INSANE

Señor Von Dickbutt the Third[edit]

Has a funny name, like Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd. Makes me laugh. Señor Von Dickbutt the Third. Señor Von Dickbutt the Third. Señor Von Dickbutt the Third.

Magic[edit]

Rudolph: I cast the magic spell of articlebuttsecks to summon Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd! My Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd attacks your Tri-Horned Fnurdle! Your Tri-Horned Fnurdle self destructs and kills your Silver Werewolf in the process! I play this game so well! And I'm just getting started!

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More Magic[edit]

Zane: Its my turn now. I send the top 11 cards of my deck to the graveyard to summon Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd. Due to the game rules only one Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd can be in play at a time, thus your Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd is destroyed. I shall now attack your Giant Disembodied Demon Penis with my Ffjfkddjfjjffjfkfkdjdjdjfjfffjfkdkdd. This hellborn phallus loses 605 Cumming Points. I somewhat doubt that the winner of this game shall be you...

Even More Magic[edit]

Rudolph: I quit. I'm just a pompous asshole who only acts tough when the odds are on my side.

Once Upon a Marmalade[edit]

The prince would watch the princess erotically eating marmalade-drenched waffles, this was his fetish. This led to masturbation and later actual incest. And thus the grand tradition of royal incest began, although the commoners did not gain the privilege of screwing their sisters for another 1261 years.

Happiness[edit]

This section will explain the meaning of the word "happiness".

Hap[edit]

"Hap" is a verb. It is generally used to refer to obtaining money. It comes from the word "hat", as in how beggars ask for money that the rich people would put in their hats.

Pin[edit]

"Pin" is a noun. It is generally used to refer to a phallic object. Guess why...

Ess[edit]

"Ess" is an adjective. It is generally used to mean "being threatened by a snake". It comes from the word "sss", the noise that snakes make.

Conclusion[edit]

The word "happiness" means "Obtaining money while sitting on a penis and being threatened by a snake". If you think otherwise, that's okay.

See Also[edit]

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