"Desu" or rather D. E. S. U. to be correct is an acronym for:
What are Diamond Energy Stupid Units?[edit | edit source]
I won't tell you.
Aw fuck you[edit | edit source]
Maybe I will tell you. Maybe.
Okay then tell me[edit | edit source]
Hey don't put pressure on me.
Fine I'll just wait[edit | edit source]
You've done all that loading, will you tell me now?[edit | edit source]
Tell me or I'll kill you[edit | edit source]
All right, all right.
WHAT DIAMOND ENERGY STUPID UNITS ARE[edit | edit source]
DIAMOND ENERGY STUPID UNITS ARE UNITS OF MEASUREMENT USED TO MEASURE THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY WHICH A DEPOSIT OF DIAMOND ENERGY CONVEYS. DIAMOND ENERGY IS
Dude, cut the all caps[edit | edit source]
energy generated from diamonds. The method from which energy is generated from diamonds is rubbing two diamonds together in such a way that generates energy. The way in which a person rubs two diamonds together in such a way that generates energy is by charging them with quantiodium antimatter. What quantiodium antimatter is and how a person would obtain it is unknown to me. However I do know the reason why a person would want to generate diamond energy. The reason would be to measure how stupid it is using D. E. S. U. That's one reason at least.
Thanks dude, now I know everything[edit | edit source]
No you don't. But that doesn't matter, I'm going to sleep now.
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