Desu

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"Desu" or rather D. E. S. U. to be correct is an acronym for:

  • Diamond
  • Energy
  • Stupid
  • Units

What are Diamond Energy Stupid Units?[edit]

I won't tell you.

Aw fuck you[edit]

Maybe I will tell you. Maybe.

This kawaii onna no ko certainly has nothing to do with Diamond Energy Stupid Units...

Okay then tell me[edit]

Hey don't put pressure on me.

Fine I'll just wait[edit]

Cool I will too. Loading.gif Loading.gif Loading.gif

You've done all that loading, will you tell me now?[edit]

NO!!

Tell me or I'll kill you[edit]

All right, all right.

WHAT DIAMOND ENERGY STUPID UNITS ARE[edit]

DIAMOND ENERGY STUPID UNITS ARE UNITS OF MEASUREMENT USED TO MEASURE THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY WHICH A DEPOSIT OF DIAMOND ENERGY CONVEYS. DIAMOND ENERGY IS

Dude, cut the all caps[edit]

energy generated from diamonds. The method from which energy is generated from diamonds is rubbing two diamonds together in such a way that generates energy. The way in which a person rubs two diamonds together in such a way that generates energy is by charging them with quantiodium antimatter. What quantiodium antimatter is and how a person would obtain it is unknown to me. However I do know the reason why a person would want to generate diamond energy. The reason would be to measure how stupid it is using D. E. S. U. That's one reason at least.

Thanks dude, now I know everything[edit]

No you don't. But that doesn't matter, I'm going to sleep now.

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Images which one of the two narrators (the one who just went to sleep) dreamed of as he slept[edit]

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