Forum:?Times for Saturday, 17 Serpeniver 2011
Time to speak of many things, like chickens and bananas
It has long been suspected that chickens and bananas belong together, like licorice and enemas. Now that IllogiBlog has a chickeny editor, the circle is complete. I, of course, am that banana hat-wearing fellow over there. Oh, we have Hell Chicken, and others, but a Magnetic Chicken? No one else, even UnclePetia can match that. And we're getting an old MRI imager coming in next week, so, wait until we amplify his chickeny goodness into the stratosphere! Then you'll be sorry, oh yes, you'll be sorry alright!
Illogicopedia: The Movie to hit theaters next millennium
The Illogicomedia Foundation, owners of the movie rights to the Illogicopedia franchise, are pleased to announce that principal photography has begun on a live action adaptation of a day in the life of the wiki. Therefore, in a minimum of 1,000 years, a film based on the Illogicopedia will be released. Playing our faithful admins will be none other than Moe, Larry, and Curly.
My Considered Opinion
Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-team.
Are you gonna eat that?
Ew, what is that? It smells kinda good, though. Is there cumin in there, and maybe some sausage? Man, I haven't eaten since breakfast... two pop tarts and an arrow frog. The frog! That's why I'm trippin' balls! OK, now it makes sense. hey... are you going to eat all that?
I still have your dog.
And I want your other one.
Fanged meat mid-month rally at NYSE
Fanged pork belly futures and other toothy meats are showing promise for the first time since Fanged Ham LLP. went public in 1943. President Obama's fanged meats stimulus program, rammed through Congress despite a strong Albanian opposition, has proven its metal, and nettled its mettle, even burning rubber past smoked meats and blazing hyenas.
Overseas, the Euro is holding steady against this surge, and feta futures and presents are even showing rancid promise. Investors are dumping cash into cats like crazy, hoping to drive a higher demand for litter and kibble. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.