Forum:Garden gnomes

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I never used to worry about them, but Illogicopedia and this article have led me to reconsider their genuine motivations. Look how they stand there, perfectly still, grinning inanely. They're out ta get me, I tells ya. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:43, 24 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Meh, gnomes. They might be a nuisance, but that's usually the most they can manage. You should really be concerned about the flamingos. ~ 21:20, 24 Arche 2011

Be especially wary of gnome-eating flamingos. Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 07:38, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Yes, those. Exactly. And there is no way to tell them apart from the other ones, too! ~ 05:25, 29 Arche 2011

No worry. I put the gnomes in the waste disposal unit (neighbour's, too poor to buy one of my own) and painted the house in anti-gnome paint. Maybe the flamingoes got 'em.-- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:43, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

What if they got inside?! ~ 18:49, 3 Arply 2011

Ah, anti-gnome gas. Fumes killed the dog, but worth the gnome protection it provides. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:00, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

The dog? What about you? What if you have some gnome in you, as well? I mean, there must have been some in the dog! ~ 19:22, 3 Arply 2011

This analysis concludes that I mustn't be part gnome. Come to think of it we took that dog, a mongrel, in off the street. We had no idea of its parentage, until now that is. My god! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:39, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)

You were living with a GNOME all this time?! You may not have been part gnome, but what if you're infected? Seriously, man, you could have caught it. Or you could be a carrier, for that matter. Might want to get yourself checked out. ~ 05:43, 7 Arply 2011

BLEGH Testostereich • (ballsack) 07:06, 8 Arply 2011 (UTC)

BLEU Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:13, 8 Arply 2011 (UTC)