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My good people, I think there’s a lesson here for all of us. Maybe the next time you’re about to dunk Spike’s head in a chamberpot of secrets, you’ll stop and think, hey, maybe this website has feelings. Maybe I should cut it some slack. Because maybe, just maybe... this website’s gonna turn out to be, uh... I dunno...a dank meme! And maybe his first dank decree will be to banish everyone who ever picked on him -- that’s right, I’m looking at you, Strangled Cat Party! And Cg098.. oh Cg098. I’ve always loved you. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 17:24, 23 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

Ew. Get a room you two. Cg098 (talk) 23:21, 24 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

Well good friends, it breaks my heart, but, enjoy your stay here in meme prison while I rule the dank world, baby. ("Alright, let’s not overdo it.") --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 15:41, 25 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

I see you editing your old posts, Sophia. I read a book about something similar once. I don't remember the title, but it had numbers in it. Cg098 (talk) 03:31, 26 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

• Sounds like Dinosaur Beach, when the robots were taking over. (Or maybe it doesn't. But it's got a cool title which is fun to type.) Snarglefoop (talk) 17:17, 26 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Burupis--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 22:48, 27 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

Waiting for that not overdoing quote un-quote quote thingy. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 01:17, 29 Yoon 2016 (UTC)

Indent party! Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 05:17, 19 Novelniver 2016 (UTC)

well this is a crappy forum topic. how do i delete it? --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 17:00, 26 Aym 2018 (UTC)

• Wait -- back up. What's wrong with Spike? I mean, he's scary, and he bites anybody who doesn't put a picture in the upper right hand corner, and he has a set of rules about UnNews that are so complicated it's easier to just give up and go somewhere else than write a story for it, but he's also kind of cute, with furry ears and stuff. Snarglefoop (talk) 17:14, 26 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Onion Jesus

• Two things: One, I feel like this was interesting, because people REMEMBERED that my talk page exists, and I'm active again, and for a moment it might look like the insane days of 2015 again. But no, people need me for something else.
• Two, Spike is Hitler reincarnate. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:52, 27 Aym 2018 (UTC)

you just overdid it. --Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 15:58, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Are you guys edit warring over old Spikey?

Ain't he just so cuuuute?

I think this quote says it pretty well:

"He is the main reason that site is still healthy, and the main reason people leave it too. Leverage (talk) 19:59, 24 November 2015 (UTC)"

I happen to think he's OK -- he's worked hard to keep Uncle Perverted from being too perverted.
I also happen to think I'm totally intimidated by him and he's the reason I'm here, not there.
I also happen to think I liked his old doggy picture better than the baseball bat with screws driven through it with which he replaced it.
And finally I happen to think he has left the wiki. He hasn't edited Uncyc in almost a year.
So .... that's my take on Spike. (I don't really think he's Hitler Incarnate but I suppose you'd need to check things like the alignment of the stars and the exact moment of his birth to be sure.) Snarglefoop (talk) 16:55, 28 Aym 2018 (UTC)