Forum:I missed this place (An "I'm Back" Post)
What is up?
I felt it necessary to start this long post with that.
I am back, in case you couldn't tell. No I am not a ghost posting on T3canolis's account... or am I? Bruce Willis went through the whole Sixth Sense without knowing he was dead. Nevermind that. Anyway, hello people.
Why I am Back (because titles are needed)[edit source]
I am back because I realized that I was unnecessarily bored. I didn't know why. I watched more YouTube videos than I should, clicked on Facebook way too often, and played a lot of Minecraft. Although I am not giving up YouTube, Facebook, and certainly not Minecraft, I tried to get rid of my boredom with things that just didn't satisfy. I sometimes thought about coming back but didn't know how. I was afraid I would abandon this site again as quickly as I did the last time I thought I was coming back. I thought about how immature I was on this site, at least in my eyes, and didn't want to come face to face with people who knew me as an obnoxious person who thought they were funny with such non-masterpieces as The OMG Scary Alien. Yes, I wrote that article nearly three years ago and I am still referencing it. Anyway, I didn't want to have anything new I could bring to the table associated with that atrocity. Then, I thought, why does it matter? If I've realized how much I've matured since then, it's normal to assume you guys have as well. I even feel I've matured more as a person since the last time I attempted a comeback. I realized that I should come back to the Illogical Encyclopedia.
What I am doing now that I am, officially, back[edit source]
Writing articles and being awesome. No, but seriously, I plan on going back to my Glory Days (if you can call them that) minus the crappy article part... and my annoyingness part... and the part where I invited all of my friends onto the site one after another. I'm still sorry about the Ginonater incident... Yeah... So... I'll be a full-fledged Illogicopedian now. My activeness may be shaky until the end of the school year but my summer lifestyle has tons of time for the Illogia. Seriously. What else am I supposed to do between me waking up at 2 and playing XBOX at 8? Just kidding... not really (unfortunately). So, yeah. Rather than making the uncountable amount of "Short 'n' Sweet" articles as I did before, I'll write longer things. BUT, I still won't put images on most of my articles. Mainly because I haven't gotten any less lazy but also because most of my articles don't need them (or at least that's what I tell myself.) I hope this site becomes more abuzz in summer as I assume it will but even if it doesn't, I'll still be here, hopefully.
Your turn[edit source]
Tell me what's been going on here. Please don't say "nothing"... unless it's true. Tell me which users have joined me in retirement. Tell me what are the new fads. Tell me what Benedict blade has been making fun of in my absence. And last but not least, tell me when Readmesoon killed himself after he realized I was gone.
Last but not least, it feels great to be back [in the New York groove].
- Hi. I dunno what's going on, but hi. Where am I? Who are you? What's going on?! ~
21:48, 1 Aym 2011
- You are any given character from a show about amnesia from the 80's or 90's... hello. --T3 01:20, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)
- Well, we've been attacked by spambots, EDiots (ED shot itself on 14/15th April) and I came here on 23rd December. Upcoming will be the AV referendum on 5th May. But that has nottin' to do with this place.
Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:53, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC) - I am? ~ 15:38, 3 Aym 2011
- No, you came here on September whateveritisth. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:12, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)
- I did? ~ 09:50, 4 Aym 2011
- I did? ~
- No, you came here on September whateveritisth.
- Well, we've been attacked by spambots, EDiots (ED shot itself on 14/15th April) and I came here on 23rd December. Upcoming will be the AV referendum on 5th May. But that has nottin' to do with this place.
- You are any given character from a show about amnesia from the 80's or 90's... hello. --T3 01:20, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)
Welcome back! :) Dang has this place really been around long enough for somebody to both leave ... and come back? I thought that by threatening anyone who dared to replace the calendar with a sawed off shotgun, I could actually freeze time but apparently this isn't so. Dang, now I'm gonna have to try Plan B - flying around the Earth like Superman. Anyway, um as to what's been going on here: well, this strange entity known as "Roberto" has been attacking our servers causing intermittent downtime and that has had a very detrimental effect on the site but now that this seems to be fixed, traffic is picking up again. I expect this place to grow even more popular over the summer. Ah, there's the mailman. My Phantom Zone projector has arrived. We begin bombing in five minutes. Gotta go! :) --Nerd42 00:34, 4 Aym 2011 (UTC)
- Wait, you forgot your imparticle reccellerator! Nerd! ...oh, crap. There goes the world. Eventually, anyway... hells, we'll all be dead by then, anyhow. I wonder how much I could sell this thing for? ~ 09:50, 4 Aym 2011