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Some conspiracies that I myself would like to address:

1. The Radiohead one.
2. That minks are taking over ?pedia.
3. That anime was a mistake.

Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:03, 2 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

Well:

1. Radiohead was pretty popular for an alt rock band, and also keeping in mind that a bunch of people on here already knew eachother, I'm not all that surprised.
2. Not unless you see them in ducks.
3. Depends on what you're watching.

Perhaps I should have some questions answered:

1. Was that clown sketch during the circus really just the same guy talking to himself for three minutes?
2. Why did the Yorkshire pudding go missing? There was a rumour it would have its own show at one stage, but was that ever really under development?
3. How come they delete lots of scenes in Britain?

~ Good tidings! ~ 02:19, 2 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

1. I suppose so.
2. Minks in the duck clan? I think not.
3. Yes it does.
4. No. It was a cockroach.
5. It was underwater.
6. BBC censorship guidelines.

Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 06:35, 2 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

The deep conspiracy here involved certain users who worshipped me, or at least praised my name in two or more public places. Nobody noticed, so a new conspiracy began, where goblins invented Illogicopedia to advance their anti-British agenda. This was reinforced when nobody else had heard of it. Then the gap between new and old users surfaced in the form of gamma radiation turning everyone's pets into demonic monsters. No one noticed, because it didn't really happen. Where was I? Oh, yes... lamps.... (kaizum me) 04:58, 3 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)